Funniest or coolest BF3 moments?

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The BF series has always had awesome and funny moments that lead either to lulz or "no F#%@! way that just happened!" What are yours so far in BF3?

Mine:
Sniping a chopper pilot out of the sky, the helicopter lands safely next to me and I take it. Laughed my ass off as I barrel rolled it into a nearby enemy tank.

I decide to pull the old C4-in-the-Humvee move and as I'm driving it into the enemy base in Rush, feeling all heroic and awesome, I suddenly get stopped dead by a small boulder. It disables the engine and I'm just sitting there thinking "oh shit" as the guys in the base just stare at me for a second and then light me up. Genuinely laughed about it.

Sniping parachuting infantry from really long distance - nothing more satisfying as far as sniping goes! :D
 
Mine was on a rush map (I forget the name, but the attacking team starts on a ship with boats, APCs, and helis) playing as support right after I unlocked the C4. Well, as a defender, my team had been pushed back to the final stage and I decided to place C4 throughout the small structure Node B has in, and then hid to camp the site. Some time goes by with no action, I am getting antsy because I REALLY want to blow shit up! Finally, about 4 enemies fill the structure and I detonate the C4....

BOOM!

The entire structure blows up (I completely forgot about the building being destructible), 2 bodies go flying through the air and land in the nearby river, and the only thing left in my view is the smoldering rubble of the structure.
 
Having a heated dogfight with another jet, and as we approach a final run at eachother head-on... we crash into eachother as we both try to dodge the same way :p.
 
Kryptorchid said:
Mine was on a rush map (I forget the name, but the attacking team starts on a ship with boats, APCs, and helis) playing as support right after I unlocked the C4. Well, as a defender, my team had been pushed back to the final stage and I decided to place C4 throughout the small structure Node B has in, and then hid to camp the site. Some time goes by with no action, I am getting antsy because I REALLY want to blow shit up! Finally, about 4 enemies fill the structure and I detonate the C4....

BOOM!

The entire structure blows up (I completely forgot about the building being destructible), 2 bodies go flying through the air and land in the nearby river, and the only thing left in my view is the smoldering rubble of the structure.
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Hahaha I plant C4 around the objective pretty often as well - though it seems counter-intuitive to blow up the objective you're trying to protect from being blown up :D Do friendly explosives do damage to the objectives? If I recall, they did in BC2?

In either case, getting the enemy team via remote detonator while prone in a bush is pretty satisfying.
 
Came upon 2 enemies trying to repair a grounded littlebird, they were partially covered and a sprayed my whole clip into them aiming back and forth. Didn't kill them so I whipped out the rex pistol and the 1 guy was in the open was dodging everywhere and I missed all but the last shot that killed him. When I turned and reloaded the chopper was gone so I thought guy #2 made a clean getaway, then not 2 seconds later the littlebird swoops in at me and I switched to my RPG hip fire and hit it, vehicle disabled, nosedive crash, vehicle destroyed and get the second kill.
 
yeap said:
chasing unaware players with the repair tool
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Yeah, someone killed me with that last ngiht while I was repairing my tank. I didn't realize it was even possible - but sure enough it said [Repair Tool] as the weapon. Kind of embarrasing to have that splashed up on the status feed.
 
Forceman said:
Yeah, someone killed me with that last ngiht while I was repairing my tank. I didn't realize it was even possible - but sure enough it said [Repair Tool] as the weapon. Kind of embarrasing to have that splashed up on the status feed.
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Okay, now that's pretty cool!
 
For me it was the map with the boats. Me and a bunch of guys didnt know there was a limit on those boats and everyone jumped on the boats. When the boat driver started to take off most of us fall of the the boat. The boat drivers got teamkills lol
 
caddys83 said:
For me it was the map with the boats. Me and a bunch of guys didnt know there was a limit on those boats and everyone jumped on the boats. When the boat driver started to take off most of us fall of the the boat. The boat drivers got teamkills lol
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That's good, I hadn't seen that but I did try and spawn in the amphibious apc once and ended up swimming next to it instead of being inside it.
 
I occasionally see ragdolls launch into the air about 100 feet for no good reason. Makes me laugh every time.

Whenever me and my buddy get in that mood to mess around, we would take a heli and fly up as high as possible. After that we would look for an unsuspecting tank, I would eject and skydive towards the tank and try to land on it and plant c4. It fails more times than it succeeds, but it's really fun when it works out.
 
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My coolest so far is one that most have experienced probably; jumping off that helipad and hitting the chute release just right so that it opens only about 50 foot above the ground and you land with no damage.

I do want to share an embarrassing moment, though. It was my first time as attacker on D Peak Rush and we had made it to the last M-Coms, in the tunnels. I spawn and notice there's an Abrams just waiting to go. I jump in and, not knowing what the layout of the last section was like, just tear-ass into the tunnel unloading on infantry on the way. I pull up to A and hop out to try to arm it.

Of course, there is a whole squad right there and they promptly mow me down. That isn't the embarrassing part, though; some may have already guessed it.

I left a practically pristine Abrams sitting right there for the enemy team to grab. That, along with the T-90 already in play, pretty much sealed it for us. If I could have hung my virtual head in embarrassment and shame, I would have.
 
Korben Dallas said:
I occasionally see ragdolls launch into the air about 100 feet for no good reason. Makes me laugh every time.

Me and my buddy likes to fly heli, and one thing we try and do for fun is to fly right over an enemy tank and I would eject as gunner plant c4 on top of the tank. After I blow em up my buddy would pick me up again :)
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You should try that from the side seat of a troop transport....fly low right on top of a tank don't even hop out
 
Killing all 5, or 6... Whatever occupants in a Helo with the main gun from my tank on the other side of the map.
 
Some dude was owning me and I noticed he was swimming, so I took it upon myself to shotgun his face as he stared up at me and he chatted afterwards "Y U NO SHOW MERCY?" I lol'd hard.
 
I saw some guy in a jet getting mowed down by a heli - right as the jet burst into flames he set it into a nosedive in the direction of the heli. He bails out seconds before the jet impaled the heli midair, causing massive damage / explosion and killing the enemy instantly. The guy in the jet parachuted safely down, followed by a trail of debris. He must have felt like a boss :D. Looked like something out of an action movie.
 
boss99 said:
Some dude was owning me and I noticed he was swimming, so I took it upon myself to shotgun his face as he stared up at me and he chatted afterwards "Y U NO SHOW MERCY?" I lol'd hard.
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LOL

I haven't had any moments yet, I spend more time jacking around with origin than playing...
 
I just unlocked the EOD bot for the engineer last night -- tricky little bastard to drive. I did get a kill with it though -- rolled up on an unsuspecting player in prone. I don't think he knew what is was b/c he didn't shoot me.

I started arc welding his face and killed him :) was the most hilarious thing I've seen so far.

I'm going to have months if not years of fun with this game. Just think this is only the beginning! When new maps/weapons come out, and they patch up the game to fix any inconsistencies it will be even better!
 
1.) it was on caspian border a few days ago,
this one guy in my team goes into heli, I decide to hop on. as we had just lift off the heli pad, this asshole of a jet just rammed our heli in the air and our heli gets knocked off balanced then goes crashing down!


2.) and this other incident, I was going to capture the flag at one point of the map in conquest... I went inside the building.. it looked stable.. but was it? NO! right as I got inside.. shit collapsed on me... counted as suicide!
 
Me and some clanmates were crusing in a HV and comnig up on a objective when my squadmate asks "Is that our tank?" Not a split second later BOOOOOOOOM we all die hahaha.

Also in CO-OP the helicopter mission I had a AI guy fly all the way up to the helicopter after shooting him with the machine gun. It was hilarious.
 
This was in beta but a great moment on Caspian non the less. Myself and a squad mate were running across a huge open field while the enemy had 1 ticket left in a FAR FAR distance we see a guy parachuting down my squadmate (recon) takes a shot at him and says HOLY SHIT I HIT HIM mean while I also took a shot and put one in his dome from an outrageous distance, I didnt even realized I killed him until the scoreboard came up and I had 1 additional kill than I had moments before that. Also grabbed the accuracy ribbon so I knew it was a headshot. Wonder if he saw it coming?
 
my best moment:

enemy tank spots me. Tries to run over me but i am on a path with a small ditch and go prone. Tank gets right over top of me but cant kill me. Tank gets stuck and is on top of me for several minutes, Finally the tank gets free and just drives away and i continue on my mission.
 
jdl said:
my best moment:

enemy tank spots me. Tries to run over me but i am on a path with a small ditch and go prone. Tank gets right over top of me but cant kill me. Tank gets stuck and is on top of me for several minutes, Finally the tank gets free and just drives away and i continue on my mission.
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Haha, only if you had some C4
 
As the engineer, a guy was standing over me about to put one my my head. I aimed the rocket launcher towards the ground, directly under me and pulled the trigger.

He died and not a scratch on me.
 
WorldExclusive said:
As the engineer, a guy was standing over me about to put one my my head. I aimed the rocket launcher towards the ground, directly under me and pulled the trigger.

He died and not a scratch on me.
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?? Do your own rounds not hurt you if FF is off?
 
So far my best moment was an epic flank on...damn I don't know the map name. The mining map with the huge dual tunnels and the smaller side tunnels in the middle. As US dropped out of a helo behind the tunnel and commenced epic-beat down. Took out 2 on the way to their tank that was destroying us, killed the engi repairing it, killed the tank with 2 inside, then went and took out 3-4 more before someone respawned and tracked me down. Sooo much fun! :D
 
I have two funny moments one was in the beta.

Number 1: I was driving a tank on caspian (this was in the beta) and i got stuck in a tiny ditch I was like wtf, then all of a sudden my tank gets launched in to the air. it shot up over the top of the antena and almost took out my friend who was flying the jet.

Number 2 I was flying a jet and I bailed out and I kept flying forward barely lossing speed. I probably flew about 1km before I had to deploy.
 
On Damavand peak I base jumped off the top, and took out a heli with a stinger as I parachuted down.

not as cool as the video from beta where a guy bailed out of his jet and took out the opposing pilot, but still make me chuckle
 
i got killed as a threw a grenade in Metro and the grnade glitched and blew up 20 times in a stair well and gave me 8 kills as people ran into the constant explosions
 
Sun afternoon playing Fireland(?) I was holed up defending the flag at C (pipeline?) and a BlackHawk/Huey swooped down and landed by the flag and I thought "AHA!!" so I popped up and shot my RPG 7 right through the open doors, in one side and out the others... then got face raped by the mini gun. Made me laugh :)
 
Best moment for me happened yesterday on Operation Firestorm. I managed to headshot a strafing helicopter pilot from 614m out which then crashed into the fueling station tower and took out two opposing enemy snipers camping on the the small walkway.
 
Was in an IFV and saw an enemy tank approaching. I knew I couldn't win the battle but I figured I'd try to disable it at the very least.

Fired 1 shot and it lit up like the 4th of July. Two kills, tank destroyed, equipment destroyed.

Apparently someone on their team strapped a bunch of C4 to it. Got around 500 points from that alone.
 
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