Baby's First Cubicle: $2,600 Workstation for Tykes

Better choice: Rig up whatever old computer you have lying around, or pick up an old all-in-one computer off Ebay for $50.

When my daughter turned 1, I cleaned up my wife's old Mac Performa All-in-one computer & loaded a few old educational games I got off ebay. Net cost <$30.

When she got a little older, and the computer was to slow for some of the newer games, I picked up a faster Performa (3x the CPU) for $60.

Once she was old enough to use a mouse with more than one button, I dug through my old parts and built her a PC. :)
 
Put a Mac in there, and you got building blocks for high quality douche bag. :D

Now make your kid a vegan, and your all set :D
 
Please tell me that price includes the pc and monitor as well... in that case it wouldn't be too bad.

Should also be a cheaper option for the desk-only version.
 
I'll stick with cardboard boxes brought home from work and magic markers , correction, washable magic makers. Much cheaper and just as fun.
 
Son, you forgot to include a cover sheet on all your work. I don't care if you don't know your ABC's yet, there has to be a cover sheet.
 
Does it come with a phone that they have to log off on for bathroom breaks and anything over 7 minutes is considered excessive and goes on their permanent record?
 
[RIP]Zeus;1035591859 said:
Put a Mac in there, and you got building blocks for high quality douche bag. :D

Now make your kid a vegan, and your all set :D
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i'm not sure i'm with you 100%, but i lol'd...seriously though, vegans are usually quite intolerable.

squarenuts said:
Does the government employee version cost $1,984 ?
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how on earth would the government version be cheaper? maybe $19,840?
 
What the heck is the mouse doing on the left side?

I think this would be good for day care centers and preschools. Kids these days are rreally starting early on computers. you should of seen my 5 year old nephew Play WoW. it was freaky to listen to him when he tells you about his toons. Only problem he has is he dont stick to one charactor and has 10 toons and none of them over 40, short attention span I guess.
 
What a waste of money. My 3 year old sits on the couch with a cheap 4 year old laptop and plays free online kids games.
 
That's a tad excessive

why would you want to subject your little kid to the rat race at such an age?

fuck that
 
Someone needs to make a bubble caption for the dad that says "Click here to acess porn on the Internet, Son!", "Click where, Dad?" "It doesn't really matter where you click, it always comes up sooner or later".
 
It looks like something that would come out of Veridian Dynamics.
 
Is it me, or does that thing look like it has a Fisher Price sticker? Should go get a Fisher Price modem too!
 
madFive said:
Please tell me that price includes the pc and monitor as well... in that case it wouldn't be too bad.

Should also be a cheaper option for the desk-only version.
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How do you get that being an ok price with the pc and monitor? 19" monitor would only run you about $150 or so. cheap computer with 160GB harddrive would be about $400. Lets assume $200 worth of games. That gets us about $750 for the computer and monitor. that still leaves $1850 for the plastic shell it all goes into.

CraftyOtter said:
I'll stick with cardboard boxes brought home from work and magic markers , correction, washable magic makers. Much cheaper and just as fun.
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agreed

Ashbringer said:
Or steak rapped in bacon.
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yum

jwalk6 said:
That's the folks that still eat fish right?

:D
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don't think so. they don't eat anything from an animal or use any animal by-products. they won't even use honey as it came from a bee. so i don't think they would eat fish. a vegetarian might though. some of them only refuse to eat red meat. vegans are a more strict version vegetarans.

I know a person that is a vegetaran but spins her own wool to make yarn and knits with it. Vegans would never do such a thing as they wouldn't use animal products for any clothing at all.
 
Microsoft Office for Kids come installed. They will start doing VLOOKUPs by the time they are four years old.
 
I'm disappointed no one has brought up overclocking or water cooling that beast yet.
 
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