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Morning [H] crew! You know us old worn out tech guys will always cringe when chicks start talking about computer hardware, but when they dog out the MacBook Air they gotta be kinda on top of things. Easy on the eyes too. But after about 5 minutes of it, she just turns into another chick you want to STFU.
 
yea, she didn't actually say anything about he macbook air...

besides she was having trouble with it...

i think the point of this post can be best summed up by:

Kyle said:
Easy on the eyes too.
 
Yeah seriously...I had problems making it past 1 minute. Let alone any multiple of 5. You, Kyle, must have excellent patience (or no ears) :p.
 
How did you make it to 5mins...

Wow that was hard, after 45 seconds i just hit pause and walked away... yeah she is a blond trying to talk about pc stuff, but i did not hear 2 words that was accutally worth listening to blah blah blah
 
wtf is this crap. I thought "wow, must be pretty good if Kyle posted it" but it wasn't. Next time just post screen caps of girls looking cute.
 
She's the type who needs to have duct tape put over her mouth to keep her from sounding even more retarded than she is.

Once the duct tape is on, I'd hit it.
 
I don't see how. I mean the girl is doing what a girl does. Talking about her feelings. Of course, is your choice to listen or not to listen. If I'd met her and noticed she was a worthy person I'd listen and then we'll see where it goes from there.

Her profile said, and I quote, "I am the internet." Al Gore's love child? :eek:
 
WTF!!! When was she actually going to get around to talking about the MacBook Pro errr Air LOL

 
One thing is for certain for the future of mankind - we will never understand women. And I'd like to use the term "lovecraftian" to describe this video.

"That was pretty fucking lovecraftian."


As in
1. otherworldly
2. surreal
3. queer (not homosexual queer, but the early 1900s meaning of it)
4. horror from beyond that wreaks havoc on the observers mind, rendering he or she into an unresponsive mentally incapacitated mess
 
She's the type who needs to have duct tape put over her mouth to keep her from sounding even more retarded than she is.

Once the duct tape is on, I'd hit it.

Duct tape would limit some possibilities...other ways to keep her quiet...

Yeah, I lost interest about 30 seconds in when she took out her mints book and i was finished by then anyways...
 
boo hoo macbook air sucks - no one but the very well off can even afford them, so honestly stfu you pretentious airheaded brat

and after the first 15 seconds... the entire video has nothing to do with computers... Why is this on hardocp.com?
 
boo hoo macbook air sucks - no one but the very well off can even afford them, so honestly stfu you pretentious airheaded brat

and after the first 15 seconds... the entire video has nothing to do with computers... Why is this on hardocp.com?


Guess you missed the first 31 comments?
 
boo hoo macbook air sucks - no one but the very well off can even afford them, so honestly stfu you pretentious airheaded brat

and after the first 15 seconds... the entire video has nothing to do with computers... Why is this on hardocp.com?

Kyle wanted to make our Saturday Morning's funny and joyfull, lol because he wanted to share this funny video with the world.
After 45 seconds i said to myself, wow lady shut your c** catcher and STFU
 
You know at first I was like, she's hot.. I'd hit it and just maybe I could deal with her annoying shit. Now though, with the thought of duct tape.. hrm you know this could be doable. Duct tape over the one hole I don't intend to use, and now its all good.
 
Furthermore, I love how she refers to her boyfriend as "dj steve" instead of just his name... steve... Hey I'm Web Designer Ryan, and I'm currently dating my girlfriend, English Major Stefanie. We live in Northern Hemisphere Ontario and we're about to go on a 83 degrees walk outside in the park.

Again, I reiterate, why is this on hardocp.com. lol.
 
And finally, is it just me or does her accent go from british to american? lol? Boy I guess maybe it should be on the H, because I'm having a good time just criticizing and belittling this retard heh...
 
I am going to start doing a news edition called, "Stupid Shit I Dare You Not to Click." Then you will get here and not understand the joke. :confused:
 
Man, it's not even fun to watch muted, lack of cleavage flaunting and whatnot.

Score one for Kyle and the justine-rolling
 
This must just be some cruel social experiment on Kyle's part. Just go grab some stills of the Suicide Girls. No annoying prattle to listen to.
 
my god i watched 2girls1cup longer than this the only plus side is she didn't make me want to hurl after though i have this monster headache thanks kyle for making Saturday special
 
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