Recent content by Twisted Kidney

You need some soap on there to get it in and out without popping the bubble, you see. Maybe soap is the ONLY thing he didn't like putting his little Huang inside? I've had two financial types try to explain this shit to me, and I still only manage to get "Deliberately misleading, but...

OK, so they've put a Bean Counter in charge, they need to get that situation fixed rightquickinahurry. Bean Counters are not good for cutting edge engineering companies.

Maybe Copilot can't fix wiring after all?

And Lisa's penis hasn't been found in any foreign waters. Yet...

Not just any Ai.. Copilot. Running on an APU.

Could you imagine a cutting edge machine like nVidia being run like the cluster fuck that is Valve? I mean, look, we love Valve, and Gabe's attitude should be bottled and distributed at Billionaire School, but Valve is a cluster fuck, it's their super power or some shit. Valve: The Ultimate...

I think I just heard a million CS workers cry out in relief as they shutdown their home offices.

Some of the absolute best. I remember working under a manager that was having at least two affairs on his wife. I remember that woman bringing that piece of shit stuff for trips, or special meals, all while most of IT new just what this wretched fuck was doing. You know what got me? That poor...

https://youtu.be/24AbNCNreqc I've heard he has an absolutely enormous collection of corporate and state secrets.

I see he's been married since 1985. I wonder if there's a prenup... Jensen's little head might have just equipped his wife with a huge.. instrument.. that can be used on Jensen. For stretching.

Impulse control is probably the single greatest piece of security training people receive, given the way Jensen has a tendency to play it FAR too risky with his little toy company I would - I will edit here. - There we have it.

Jensen's current list of problems is a little beyond a school of angry fishwives. I mean, he a billionaire and generally the Epstein class don't have to wear a black bag on their heads with the authorities demonstrate just how much pain you can experience without leaving a mark. I'm betting...

If he's actually handed nVidia secrets over to a honey trap, he has just become the absolute worst possible CEO for any tech company operating on the planet earth. I'm not going to get too excited and leap to any kind of judgment, A - because I don't piss from paint in international industrial...

Well ho-lee she-it, Ai was supposed to steal shit from the poors, not the riches, those fuckers can afford to lobby!

Yeah. my wife (gleefully) pointed out to me that the interview was with Stewart and Jackman after they did something together something like ten plus years ago. I'd still rather be 50 than 18, especially in 2026.