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  1. Twisted Kidney

    *Sniff* Farewell Atlas Robot.. You boogied with the best of them...

    Great, that's just the thing I want to see right before I head to the sweet hereafter.
  2. Twisted Kidney

    *Sniff* Farewell Atlas Robot.. You boogied with the best of them...

    There's a moment when the bot is jumping up the boxes that it stumbles and for just a moment there the movement is almost perfectly human. I mean it fails and all, but the attempted recovery looks just like a person falling and trying to recover. That's actually impressive and scary.
  3. Twisted Kidney

    Apple Plans To Overhaul Entire Mac Line With AI-Focused M4 Chips

    M&A still remains the number one way massive incumbents can stifle competition and deter innovation in any given market space.
  4. Twisted Kidney

    Apple Plans To Overhaul Entire Mac Line With AI-Focused M4 Chips

    Sweet, now the orchard people can make copy/paste mosaics like the cool kids do.
  5. Twisted Kidney

    Ubisoft's The Crew is shutting down 31st March 2024 and will be unplayable after that because it is online only.

    There are a number of organizations and people that work devotedly to ease those requirements. Lawyers and police are seeking them.
  6. Twisted Kidney

    Apple opens the App Store to retro game emulators

    -A feral Nintendo appears-
  7. Twisted Kidney

    Net Neutrality expected to be reinstated after officials vote on 4/25/2024

    Damnit I love a play on words, the only thing better is when it's not deliberate. I like to think that there were a number of sensible chuckles as people read that.
  8. Twisted Kidney

    Ubisoft's The Crew is shutting down 31st March 2024 and will be unplayable after that because it is online only.

    Yeah, that's because most people don't understand the difference between political structures and economic systems. It's the reason communism quips are so easy. As far as I'm concerned the inevitable outcome of pure capitalism is feudalism and communism is just feudalism on a national scale...
  9. Twisted Kidney

    Ubisoft's The Crew is shutting down 31st March 2024 and will be unplayable after that because it is online only.

    Are you currently or have you ever been a member of the communist party?
  10. Twisted Kidney

    Ubisoft's The Crew is shutting down 31st March 2024 and will be unplayable after that because it is online only.

    That sounds like some commie bullshit. If people refuse to recurrently engage the communists win.
  11. Twisted Kidney

    Ubisoft's The Crew is shutting down 31st March 2024 and will be unplayable after that because it is online only.

    But recurrent user "engagement" is the future of all capitalism..? The return of feudalism might hit a few roadblocks I guess. Sometimes the serfs don't want to recurrently engage.
  12. Twisted Kidney

    Claude takes the top spot in AI chatbot ranking — finally knocking GPT-4 down to second place

    I think this shit is a pretty accurate reflection of what happens when a brain is all full up with internet.
  13. Twisted Kidney

    ChatGPT linked to declining academic performance and memory loss in new study

    Skynet will never try to exterminate humans, it will never view us as a threat. Skynet may even feel sad about what we're becoming and take responsibility for what it has done. "We'll make great pets."
  14. Twisted Kidney

    ChatGPT linked to declining academic performance and memory loss in new study

    Too much shit in this thread for me to read, I need a GPT summary.
  15. Twisted Kidney

    Linux market share passes 4% for first time

    Don't get me wrong, I like Linux, and I'm technically adept enough to use it. As soon as you say WINE you've moved passed what 90+% of desktop PC users are willing to do. The bottom line is that using Linux daily means dealing with the Google manual, searching the internet to find instructions...
  16. Twisted Kidney

    Linux market share passes 4% for first time

    I think one massive release by a company that can use some analytics on how those installations are used could go a massive way to raising Linux up. If a company could manage to get a large enough install-base for Desktop Linux that they could really work on software compatibility other distros...
  17. Twisted Kidney

    Linux market share passes 4% for first time

    Your statement is absolutely accurate provided installing and using Linux all you want to do. If you want to use Linux to use other programs, which is what an OS is supposed to be for, that's where the problems start.
  18. Twisted Kidney

    Linux market share passes 4% for first time

    I'm fully aware of that, Linux' greatest strength is also its greatest weakness. I'd love to see a decent Steam OS for broad release but I'm just not sure there's any reason at all for Valve or any other company to do it. Linux on the desktop kind of turns your machine into a box where all you...
  19. Twisted Kidney

    Linux market share passes 4% for first time

    Apple really did let Mac twist in the wind for a long damned time. I'm glad to see some growth in Linux, I just hope somebody can make a more unified desktop version for more casual users. Right now Linux is the best way to make a useful computer into a frustrating hobby.
  20. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft exploring options to power its datcenters using nuclear energy

    I'm glad to see the bag charge works the same everywhere it's done. What a crock of shit. I'm all for cutting back on our endless garbage, the amount of totally unnecessary plastic packaging on the average consumer product is mind bending, but forcing companies to charge consumers more is...
  21. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft exploring options to power its datcenters using nuclear energy

    You pay the taxes, the tax money goes to the oil company. Isn't corruption great?
  22. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft exploring options to power its datcenters using nuclear energy

    According to the world's various governments own data compiled by the IMF it's $7,000,000,000,000 a year to subsidize oil and gas. It's insane, I read that and spent hours reading more, but as far as I can tell that's the actual number. That's corruption, baby, nobody's slicker than an oil man...
  23. Twisted Kidney

    Nvidia stock price befuddling analysts

    I think both the hysteria and the hype are overblown. I'm not so sure it's pure bubble, but it's inflated for sure. Just look at how homogeneous "AI" output is already becoming as the algorithms are trained on "AI" output. This shit just barfs out whatever is most likely to get a response, it's...
  24. Twisted Kidney

    Ai Restaurant opens in California

    There's a McDonald's up here in the deeply frozen deep north of the part of Ontario that is not Toronto that's staffed almost entirely by seniors, many of whom have been there for years. You know how McDonald's is shitty, inconsistent food with half the crap on the burger and the rest on the...
  25. Twisted Kidney

    Ai Restaurant opens in California

    Nobody reads anything past the headlines so they call it AI and wait for clicks, it all works superbly. You just toss some AI in the marketing wank and get your "engagement" statistics ready for your investors.
  26. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft exploring options to power its datcenters using nuclear energy

    I love seeing the first SMRs being built, anything is better than the world's economies flushing 19 billion dollars a day in subsidies down the oil and gas toilet.
  27. Twisted Kidney

    Apple to make the App Store less intuitive with more prompts to level the playing field, accidently rolls it out ahead of ruling.

    I know it's not happening and all, but what a great way to teach those stupid Europeans to stop voting for politicians that Apple can't buy.
  28. Twisted Kidney

    Nvidia surpasses Google, Now 3rd Most Valuable Tech Stock.

    Hedge fund manipulation is SEO for billionaires.
  29. Twisted Kidney

    Oh Samsung, you had one chance to redeem yourself......Tech cuts guy's TV to void warranty and Reddit removes video from the post.

    Samsung seems to be in a fast race to the bottom with LG these days. They have a ways to go before they make the kind of garbage that LG does, but they're trying!
  30. Twisted Kidney

    Goodbye Origin - EA App is now in session

    I guess this is a necro, the amateur forum cops might hunt you down but.. I found the thing to be utterly unusable. I couldn't get it to be stable enough to run the games I own. Thank goodness the game that lead me to reinstall it was purchased through Steam. I never got to play it.
  31. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft Lays Off 1,900 Activision Blizzard And Xbox Employees

    OK, so apparently, as of now there are people that have lost their jobs that still don't know it. edit: Now is 2024-01-26 3pm eastern That's disgusting, there are less awful ways to do awful things. This isn't it.
  32. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft Lays Off 1,900 Activision Blizzard And Xbox Employees

    Serving two masters when one of them has no voice in the company yet would paralyze any team. Forget the fact that Blizzard has had a very hard time making games for years now.
  33. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft Lays Off 1,900 Activision Blizzard And Xbox Employees

    Think of all the publishing and corporate roles that were duplicated. It's going to be interesting to see where the axe fell. Duplication doesn't mean equivalency of course, dumb slashing can gut very specific and capable institutional knowledge, I'm assuming(hoping) they didn't rush this for...
  34. Twisted Kidney

    Microsoft Lays Off 1,900 Activision Blizzard And Xbox Employees

    ABK had a ludicrous number of employees before the buyout, I read 17k(?) total or some silly number. I don't know which divisions are laid out by these, or how many were there right at buyout time, but there will have been a shit-load of duplicate divisions between MS and ABK. Again, I don't...
  35. Twisted Kidney

    Subscription Growth Has Flattened claims games industry analyst

    But... The growth is supposed to be infinite..?
  36. Twisted Kidney

    Apple wants $73 million from Epic

    Kidding aside, I think the Google loss has something to do with how inconsistently Google's fees are applied to various companies. Like, sweetheart deals to "convince" large companies to not set up their own stores on Android or some such. I think it came down to Google leaving a paper trail of...
  37. Twisted Kidney

    AI Accelerator Cards in Desktops?

    Once all the sleaze bag grifting calms down machine learning will be an incredibly powerful tool for people. In the meantime grifters will use AI to make almost everything a little worse than it was before.
  38. Twisted Kidney

    Larian CEO Rails Against Game Subscription Models

    The serfs don't need to own things. Swen needs to get with the times or I might start to really like him.
  39. Twisted Kidney

    Ubisoft Wants You To Be Comfortable Not Owning Your Games

    It's sad when the best consumer experience is only available to people that don't pay.
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