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    Samsung to build 3nm node in Texas? Yeehaa!

    Seems like it would be good. But chip plants produce a lot of toxic waste and they just dump it right into the river. They build a nice big chip plant here near Saratoga, NY and I talked to the guy that disposes of the waste. Right in the river. They dilute it with millions of gallons of...
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    5800X Sanded Flat

    But he used "liquid isopropanol". I mean, that's the good stuff. None of that hard, crusty, dehydrated isopropanol.
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    NVIDIA Releases GeForce 461.40 Game Ready Drivers

    Seriously asking, why was it unplayable? Did it not work or did it just not run perfectly? Stutters or crashes?
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    Official NVIDIA Ampere In-Stock Thread

    Yeah, damn scalpers bought up all the SR-71s instantly. I'll just keep looking on Ebay.
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    Will RTX 3070's actually be in stock?

    Too bad none of my goats are virgins. Don't ask how I know that.
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    Micro ATX cases

    Jut buy one of these and put it in whatever case you get. 50Cm Usb 3.1 Front Panel Header
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    Robots Are Going To Kill Us All!

    Luckily the battery can be recharged in the field, with blood.
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    Apple won't let you into your car

    As does my Mead#2 pencil. Never interferes with any electronics.
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    Respawn Bans Over 355,000 Apex Legends Cheaters

    Time to pick a few and sue them for $400,000 in lost revenue and that will slow down the cheating.
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    China to Launch an Artificial Moon

    They could focus this easily to ignite anything on Earth they point it at.
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    The First Real Flying Car Is Open for Test Flights

    It looks more like a flying crowd dispersal tool. Flying samurai swords. Flying blender of death. Fly that down into a crowd of people and watch the fun. You should add a few of Musk's flamethrowers on there as well.
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    Foxconn Will Drain Lake Michigan to Make LCD Screens

    I talked to the guy who does this for a living at AMD's chip plant in Saratoga. That's exactly how they do it.
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    Foxconn Will Drain Lake Michigan to Make LCD Screens

    The fresh water is used to dilute the toxic waste so they can dump it back into the lake. If it is diluted enough they are allowed to dump many tons of toxic chemicals.
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    First Arrest Made Using Forensic Gait Analysis

    Next up, using gait analysis to predict who is about to rob a store and arrest them before the crime.
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    Robots Keep the Homeless Away in San Francisco

    The robots are ALMOST the right solution. But instead of roaming about, the robots should be picking up the needles, cleaning up the human waste and playing the same crappy christmas song over and over again loudly while doing its cleaning. Homeless problem solved.
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