Teacher: "If you have 10 cookies and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?"
Teacher: "Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of your cookies, how many would you have left then?"
Me: "10 and a dead body."
Interesting info ? Well, last night at about half past two a flash came out of the screen and hit my head. Since then I have become mentally retarded ... only joking, I am very happy with both of my LGs. And no, there was no flash and I'm not retarded either.
Two blondes walk into a bar, yes a real bar where you drink.
They look really happy so the bartender asks them, "What are you guys celebrating ?"
They say: "We finished a 50 piece puzzle in 3 days!"
Bartender says: "So ... ?"
They say: "The box said 8 - 10 years !"