Fire At Apple HQ

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It would seem that one of the buildings at the Apple campus in Cupertino, California caught on fire last night, thankfully no one was hurt. Apple is being tight lipped about the fire but rumor has it they are questioning the “I’m a PC” guy.

No one was hurt in the fire. Firefighters did have it under control around midnight. Most of the damage was caused by smoke. Apple is being very tight-lipped about the fire and the building. An Apple spokesperson didn't want to answer questions about why they are being so secretive about what was in the building.
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Damn...I wish that fire burned like the iPhone 3g's commercial say...Twice as fast!
 
Some1 didn't like the news of the 'kill switch' that every iPhone has and decided to torch the place.
 
i have a friend at apple. turns out good old steve jobs was smoking an apple bong and passed out which set fire to the prototype Macbook Gas.
 
Or the Macbook Pro's catching on fire from the graphics chips overheating. ;)
 
When interviewed, the fire cheif said, "Apple's fire system had a great user interface. Unfortnately, it wasn't too effective at performing tasks outside of a controlled environment."
 
PynkFloydd said:
When interviewed, the fire cheif said, "Apple's fire system had a great user interface. Unfortnately, it wasn't too effective at performing tasks outside of a controlled environment."
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Or maybe the fire system just wasn't compatible with the fire?
 
tacosareveryyummy said:
Or maybe the fire system just wasn't compatible with the fire?
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When pressed, Steve Jobs responded. "We didn't create the fire so we're not responsible for its compatiblity." Mr. Jobs later stormed off saying, "If you wanted compatibility with a cheap fire, maybe you should have installed Windows!"
 
Probably the new iBrand in alpha stage. Costs $1200 and permanently brands the user with the apple logo. Pre-orders are through the roof!
 
eh I spelled Bill wrong and there is no edit button this morning.. what gives?!?!
 
AthlonXP said:
eh I spelled Bill wrong and there is no edit button this morning.. what gives?!?!
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You can't edit anything in the Front Page News section. It's supposed to make people think about their shenannigans before posting them. I guess it sucks if you can't spell.
 
It's probably a test of new technology like Kill Switch but can combust users devices at King Jobs demands.
 
Meh it was only one of the thousands of buildings they have all over the same area, I'm surprised the over use of thermal paste didn't stop the fire....mmmmmmmmm roasted apples, just need some caramel sauce.
 
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