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What is a surefire way to never get a date again? How about a pair of these pants? I can guarantee you that, unless you like being kicked in the F6 key, you’d probably be better off avoiding anything like this.

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Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.
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Hmmm combine that with one of those whacky orange knitted gizmos that we saw a few days ago and you might really have something.

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Lord.. triple clicking never, EVER felt soooooo good.


(Still doesn't make ASUS Support page load faster though)
 
Go up to a random chick on the subway and be like "uhhhh huhuhuhuh (*butthead laugh*), do you want to touch my space bar".
 
The latest in teen birth control? Guaranteed to never, ever get a date. :eek:


... :cool:
 
oh man is that geeky.. but to be seen in public actually using them will probably get you arrested for lude conduct.. some old lady will hit you with her pocketbook lol
 
Wow. I thought these were a joke when I first read it.... Damn.....

WTH? They actually think they may have a market with these?!
 
Techx said:
oh man is that geeky.. but to be seen in public actually using them will probably get you arrested for lude conduct.. some old lady will hit you with her pocketbook lol
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Old Lady (to officer): "Officer, he just kept tapping the H key over and over, faster and faster!"
 
I'm totally gonna get a pair of these and take a picture of myself (face pixelated out of course) wearing a t-shirt that says "[H]ard|OCP.com, Too [H] for U." and then distribute the photo all over the internets! :p
 
Umm... They should've moved the keyboard down a bit... split it like a MS Ergo across the legs. :D
 
Butt-ugly. I wouldn't wear them at all; much less be seen around someone wearing them.

I can just picture it now, someone is in a library with them on, is typing out something and gets busted for playing with themselves near children. :rolleyes:
 
"911 Emergency, what is your emergency"

"Theres a young man sitting in the park with kids around typing in his pants"

"I''ll alert the nearest officer"
 
LOL @ comments...you guys are too funny...

Just thought I'd point out that F10 is closer to the target...
 
"[H]ard|OCP.com, Too [H] for U."


should be


"[H]ard|OCP.com, Too [H]ard for U."
 
Some of my observations:

Don't take this on a flight with you
Don't hit the spacebar too hard
Don't bash your keyboard when you die in a game
Don't spill on your keyboard

Can make "satisfyng" oneself much easier

The model needs some vitamins
 
The stitching on the pants is kinda cool, but yea the keyboard/mouse thing. DUMB.
 
I hope the keyboard is waterproof for those times you splash a little at the urinal. But I cannot understand why the full size qwerty keyboard. A compact one like a Blackberry and one of those devices that project the screen directly onto your retina so the screen is superimposed like a headsup display into your vision would be better. Having the computer on a utility belt around your waist or in a small backpack would work. The pants could be designed way better to look sexy. The problem is in the design, not the concept. [Yes, the pants make Mr. Nerd more nerdy.]
 
mariposaman said:
I hope the keyboard is waterproof for those times you splash a little at the urinal. But I cannot understand why the full size qwerty keyboard. A compact one like a Blackberry and one of those devices that project the screen directly onto your rectum so the screen is superimposed like a headsup display into your vision would be better. Having the computer on a utility belt around your waist or in a small backpack would work. The pants could be designed way better to look sexy. The problem is in the design, not the concept. [Yes, the pants make Mr. Nerd more nerdy.]
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Am I the only one that thinks this is cool? I mean, I would never wear such pants outside in public, but it's a gadget and it's neato.
 
yeah it rocks, you could record keystrokes while dancing dirty with chicks, acting sorta like a ouija board telling you the future of your relationship...

but i guess there would be much to say. but maybe it'd be recording button pushed from the opposite side?
 
If a man wears those, all he'll be doing is touching himself. ;)
 
did everyone else miss this part "and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper."

This can't be real and had to be created just to get a rise of of people. Seriously. A keyboard over your crotch, a mouse that you put in your back pocket (kinda hard to sit with that there), speakers in the knees and a joystick behind the zipper.
 
NeoGohan said:
Am I the only one that thinks this is cool? I mean, I would never wear such pants outside in public, but it's a gadget and it's neato.
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i agree, i thought this was awesome!

though the colours need adjusted i think, i would dig a solid black, with maybe some blood red or hunter green stitching, then have the keys black with grey or stitching coloured letters, would be a little more workable.

but still for what they are this is sweet
 
Uhh could you please help me
tap CTRL-ALT-DELETE

Excuse me sir are you plaing with your keys

KM
 
Top 11 products in development by this company:
11) SFF underwear
10) Arctic Silver lube and lipstick
9) Overclocked shoes
8) Liquid cooled hat
7) Sleep mode pajamas
6) CPU Socks
5) Zip Ties
4) Modular Power Suit
3) Bluetoothpaste
2) Lol Catsup
1) Rat Maxipadz
 
I love the holster....
You.. With the Mac.. sippin the macchiato.. .. You talkin to me?
---- DRAW!!

:D
 
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