RIAA Updates Mission Statement

[HardOCP News]

BBSpot says they have the inside scoop on the RIAA’s new mission statement. While the whole thing may be satire, it is only funny because it sounds like something the RIAA would say.

"This change allows us to focus on our goals of ridding ourselves of annoying artists and consumers completely. The Internet has made this possible. In the days before the Internet only a few artists and industry insiders hated the RIAA, now hatred for the RIAA is at an all-time high."

 

[THRESHIN]

lol thats a great one

 

[Martyr]

mission statements piss me off.

 

[GJSNeptune]

Especially when the mission is to sue, sue, sue.

 

[Ockie]

BBSpot wont have the last laugh when the RIAA turns the sights of their lawyers in their direction.

 

[DragonNOA1]

You shouldn't have said that it was satire. Make people believe it was real until they read the rest of the BBspot site and found out about Congress passing a bill to make DST changes next year skip a whole weekend day and add another working day.

 

[topslop1]

mission statements piss me off.

Tell me.. is that unforgiveable? =] hahaha.

 

[blazingrig]

I thought that it was real for a sec and that the RIAA president was being sarcastic. But anyways, the RIAA are a diseased ridden corpse.

 

[Rebel44]

I live in central europe(Czech Republic) and we have to pay some stupid tax to OSA (our version of these idiots) from every HDD,CD,DVD, scaner etc. we buy - I HATE THEM!!!