Tech Crime of the Century

Someone stole my car in a similar fashion.
Turned out I got so drunk that night that I dont remember moving it (while still sober), Police found it where I had put it 1 month later. Oops.

So I blame alcohol.
 
For the same reason you would link the article to this thread instead of the actual article, to fuck with people.
 
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I like this bit.... I wonder how you lose a fish house, and if the same guy left it on a road :)

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Dec 4th - Dispatch received a report of a yellow fish house that was blocking the right of way where a school bus turns around on East Lake Jesse Road SE, Alexandria. The sheriff’s office called the owner and told him to move it or it would be towed.

Dec 5th - A resident reported he lost a portable fish house and fishing items from his four-wheeler while traveling from Maple Island to Lake Reno.
 
ManofGod said:
There is no listing for a PS4 there. However, even if there was, how could changing someone's PS4 settings be a crime? :D
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There actually is, you just missed it. It's spelled "Playstation 4".

I hear that criminal gets around a lot, his name is "Dashboard Update".
 
Axehandler said:
I like this bit.... I wonder how you lose a fish house, and if the same guy left it on a road :)

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Dec 4th - Dispatch received a report of a yellow fish house that was blocking the right of way where a school bus turns around on East Lake Jesse Road SE, Alexandria. The sheriff’s office called the owner and told him to move it or it would be towed.

Dec 5th - A resident reported he lost a portable fish house and fishing items from his four-wheeler while traveling from Maple Island to Lake Reno.
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I was trying to figure out the same thing. I don't know what size they are, but I would assume a portable fishing house would be of a decent size. So the guy basically "lost" a small shed he was pulling behind him.
 
A Dumpster fire was reported at a townhouse on Wahtomin Trail NW, Alexandria at 3:17 a.m. It’s believed a townhouse owner was remodeling and using the Dumpster.
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What makes this dumpster so important that it's being treated as a proper noun (capitalized)? Could this be the first dumpster that ever existed?
 
Megalith said:
What makes this dumpster so important that it's being treated as a proper noun (capitalized)? Could this be the first dumpster that ever existed?
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No, but I believe it is the first sentient dumpster with recognized citizenship.
 
:D

Made me laugh. Wasn't expecting that name to come up.
 
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