Amazon CEO Wins Portable Device Airbag Patent

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We have to come up with a name for Amazon's airbag system patent for phones / portable devices. It should be something like the "Bezos Bag." I wonder if that is taken? :D

As avid patent-watchers may recall, an application for a rather unusual contraption from Amazon surfaced last summer -- one that detailed an airbag system designed to protect portable devices from falls, with none other than Jeff Bezos himself listed as one of the two inventors.
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They just need to start incorporating some Unobtanium in the designs, that way the phone/device would just slowly float down to the ground.

Glad I already filed for the patent :)
 
nutzo said:
They just need to start incorporating some Unobtanium in the designs, that way the phone/device would just slowly float down to the ground.

Glad I already filed for the patent :)
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Excellent!!
 
I'd call it the douche bag. This is one of the dumbest things I've seen today.
 
I laughed at it last summer, I'm laughing harder that the patent went through. I am also crying inside that patents are allowed to be filed with any ability to demonstrate a working prototype.
 
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