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Also: They never ever fucking ever, just work. You always have to jiggle the handle juuuust right to keep them working trough the day. I wish i could go back in time and kill Bluetooth in the cradle. Whatever would have came instead, couldn't be worse.

Good! Its every good citizens duty to fight the criminal behavior of rouge states like the USA, Russia, NK, Iran, China, Turkey, and similar collections of lowlife scumbags.

https://homestarrunner.com/

They should remove the .google. too. And all those unsightly dots and semicolons and slashes and hashes and shit no one uses anyway. mail com mail u 0 ui 2 view btop ver fh436bfu search inbox th vmk38jngn cvid 3 There you go, all nice and clean now. And get those ugly pillars away from...

Ka-CHING! Chinese democracy, ACHIEVED!

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country." ? ( AKA: Hey visitor to our site... FKC YOU, don't LOOK at me ! ! ! )

I would like something that emulates the feel of wearing old-timey VR-glasses from the 1990's. Is that at all possible?

Perfect for the next Mac Pro.

And of course: Lemon yellow (only along the edges)

So we are already at the point where artificial intelligence can replace non-artificial stupidity. Next step: Artificial intelligence replaces non-artificial intelligence. Next step after that: Artificial intelligence replaces replaces non-artificial intelligence with something less annoying...

Useless! They should be legally required to repair any broken glass at no cost to the owner, for the lifetime of the phone. Any one who want to make a phone out of fucking GLASS, should do so at their own risk. Durable, you say? Prove it. Prove it, with your wallet.

FUCK OFF!

So... moar splosions to fix?

So its a jar of bullets?

Nope!

What about the utility companies who supplied the electricity to power their computers? And the novelty-shops where they buy their salami swords?

You mean the commercial LIED?!

Nope. Lies.

Ballsy.

And that's not all. It also sucked down the entire content of a bottle of scotch that was stored in the glove-compartment! And there wasn't any air at all in the spare-tire, just useless white powder! Don't buy Tesla, unless you like to get screwed.

Clearly the work of the fascist gay EU-loving American CIA regime in the still non liberated parts of The Ukraine. Time to step up the humanitarian heavy truck-deliveries across the border.

Such colossal EPIC irony, that the text is published on medium.com I honestly couldn't be bothered to even try reading through it, when I realized that the link took me to that sinkhole of shitty usability that is medium.com , the Windows Vista of websites. (please scroll ONE MEELION pages...

So in the future all computers will have lots of blinking lights? Just like predicted, in every old movie?

"Think about it like this: you download an app that promises to do one thing, but actually comes from a hacker who wants to seriously invade your privacy by mining your data. " Like 90% of the stuff om Google Play.

What is "zuperboll"?

- MY BALLS, WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!

An Apple a day , keeps zombie jObs away.

Ding - dong... etc

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Dual floppy's.

Do they count the energy needed to make the stuff that you put in the fridge too? Like they do with the iphone...

Good thing Google Glass and similar devices will soon make phones redundant.

Functional? I doubt that very much, unless the function of the cockpit in a 737 has nothing to do with the 737.

Id quickly use some of the cash to buy paypal and close it down before they knew something was wrong. And just to make sure, id also buy the whole planet and make myself the emperor too.

Is anyone testing designs on Opera anymore? I stopped a couple of years ago. Since Opera seemed to have almost as many rendering bugs as older IE. Fx text looking huge, elements moving around, etc, even though the code was flawless. I got fed up when i noticed more and more pages...

Aaap aap, aaap aaap aap. Aaap aap, ap, AAAAP AAAP AAP! (Dont worry, our planet is your planet. Line up for friend group-photo!)

Here is how you fix this thing: Offer micro-payments, for every submit, as an alternative. Give the poster (or whatever the form is for) the choice between solving the CAPTCHA or whatever, OR allowing a tiny sum to be transferred from their account (pay-pal or whatever). Make the...