ThinkPad T400 -- $380 shipped
Intel P8600 2.4ghz Core2Duo
4gb DDR3 (2 dimms)
160gb 5400rpm (have a 250gb 7200rpm for a little extra)
Intel 4500 graphics
Intel 5100 wireless
14.1-Inch LED WXGA
DVD RW
SD card reader
The battery and charger were replaced last month with quality 3rd...
I've been on here 6 years and have sold a bunch of things without ever having a single problem.
Edit: I posted a reply on Anandtech. The moderators are working with me to clear things up.