The Fall of NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang

It is only a matter of hours before the first shareholder suits Nvidia AND Jensen personally. He is going to need good representation. Now reports of a third woman. I imagine in the next year or two he will be settling a personal shareholder suit north of 100m, possibly more. After his wife takes half, and shareholders take their pound of flesh. The dream some seem to have that Jensen was going to go and found Nvidia 2.0 are very much dashed. Next time we Jensen he will be looking frail and weak trying to not look like Jacket man in court.
 
This is a dangerous reminder that being a human being.. you are never too powerful to be brought back down to earth/reality... back to the level of us peasants...

**edit**
That old question of "What would you do with a million dollars"...
Huang said hold my beer.. "What would you do if you had a leather jacket"... "Chicks dig dudes with a leather jacket..."
 
It is only a matter of hours before the first shareholder suits Nvidia AND Jensen personally. He is going to need good representation. Now reports of a third woman. I imagine in the next year or two he will be settling a personal shareholder suit north of 100m, possibly more. After his wife takes half, and shareholders take their pound of flesh. The dream some seem to have that Jensen was going to go and found Nvidia 2.0 are very much dashed. Next time we Jensen he will be looking frail and weak trying to not look like Jacket man in court.
There are a number of breach of fiduciary responsibility, unjust enrichment, 10b, 10b5, 20a etc all coming down the line. Some have been announced already, more will come. This is going to be a sh*tshow!
 
There are a number of breach of fiduciary responsibility, unjust enrichment, 10b, 10b5, 20a etc all coming down the line. Some have been announced already, more will come. This is going to be a sh*tshow!

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You get a leather jacket and suddenly you think the rules don’t apply LOL
It has nothing to do with what you think it does.
I think he didn't bow down to the government or sam didn't want Nvidia selling GPUs to us so the new CFO will make it happen where they are no more GPUs for us.

Idk thai whole thing feels odd
 
It has nothing to do with what you think it does.
I think he didn't bow down to the government or sam didn't want Nvidia selling GPUs to us so the new CFO will make it happen where they are no more GPUs for us.

Idk thai whole thing feels odd
So, what makes you think that?
 
This is a dangerous reminder that being a human being.. you are never too powerful to be brought back down to earth/reality... back to the level of us peasants...

**edit**
That old question of "What would you do with a million dollars"...
Huang said hold my beer.. "What would you do if you had a leather jacket"... "Chicks dig dudes with a leather jacket..."

He'll never be a peasant. He's thinks with his dick, but also a lot with his other head too. If he lost 99% of his wealth, he'd still be a billionaire. Never saw a billionaire that wasn't enjoying life.
 
First, Bottom is amazing and if anyone hasn't seen the serie or the live shows, they should. 😂
Some of the absolute best.

Anyway, what the hell is wrong with that mans libido, he is 63 for gods sake and not a horny teen.
I remember working under a manager that was having at least two affairs on his wife. I remember that woman bringing that piece of shit stuff for trips, or special meals, all while most of IT new just what this wretched fuck was doing. You know what got me? That poor woman treated that dick bag like a human while he humiliated and dishonoured her every single day that he continued to breathe.

Apparently there's a lot more ongoing, we're all going to have to watch GN and Coffee I guess.

God knows Jen-Hsun's chums own most of the media outlets in the world.
 
The government has known about the affair with the Chinese spy since 2025. You didn't. See how that works?
What is it you’re trying to say? That you agree with tunatime that this is some conspiracy to take him down because he wouldn’t stop selling consumer GPUs and Altman didn’t like it? Personally I think that theory sounds pretty f’ing insane.
 
What is it you’re trying to say? That you agree with tunatime that this is some conspiracy to take him down because he wouldn’t stop selling consumer GPUs and Altman didn’t like it? Personally I think that theory sounds pretty f’ing insane.
There have been a lot of scandals, events and upsets that have happened recently that would have been considered "pretty fucking insane" theories 6 years ago
 
What is it you’re trying to say? That you agree with tunatime that this is some conspiracy to take him down because he wouldn’t stop selling consumer GPUs and Altman didn’t like it? Personally I think that theory sounds pretty f’ing insane.

I don't want to soapbox this, but I think there was a political element to this given the company he tends to keep, I think you would be silly to believe otherwise. At this level of power things can be quietly settled without all of this drama. Sam the ram thief never crossed my mind.
 
if only...

Could you imagine a cutting edge machine like nVidia being run like the cluster fuck that is Valve? I mean, look, we love Valve, and Gabe's attitude should be bottled and distributed at Billionaire School, but Valve is a cluster fuck, it's their super power or some shit. Valve: The Ultimate Beautiful Mess
 
Tim Cook is an interesting name being thrown around as a potential replacement...safe pick...same way he ran Apple after Steve Jobs died...made Apple a lot of $$
 
You get a leather jacket and suddenly you think the rules don’t apply LOL
If my name is Jensen and I am going to buy a leather jacket, my name will be Jensen Ackles and it is going to be the one Dean wore throughout Supernatural!!!!
 
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