The Fall of NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang

The only way Jensen could regain our [H] trust is to start stocking cards for regular PC users again on the Nvidia store and sell direct to us gamer/hardware enthusiasts at original MSRP prices, with a guaranteed 1 card purchase per registered user and a limit of one card purchase every 6 months so everyone can at least get one.
That won't happen. He needs every cent he can get for legal fees, a PR agency to "fix" his tattered reputation, and the high fees charged by "exclusive" dating agencies.
 
Jensens defense when he gets called on the carpet by the board. "Hey, they bought $4.8 billion in hardware. You know my motto... the more they spy, the more they save."
On the home front Jensen is looking on the bright side "With a split that big, the more she takes, the more I save on taxes."

When Jensen met with his lawyers they suggested he settle, to save millions in trial costs.
Jensen wasn't having it. "That's a classic bottleneck. I have a better architecture for this: the more I lose, the more she saves!"

In other news Lori is not happy with Jensens first settlement offer. He wants to setup a shell company, lend Lori the money buy her half of the shares, use her alimony to pump the stock back up. The more they divorce, the more they save.

Jensens Mistresses spy defended herself today. "I just wanted to see their books. Jensen told me that if China loaned Nvidia money to buy chips from Taiwan, Nvidia would buy Chinese bonds to fund the loan." She continued, "he wasn't trying to destroy American. He is convinced that if we bought each other's debt, the more we print, the more we could all save."

Ok that's enough of that. Its late sorry.
 
AMD's moment to overtake Nvidia...hopefully Lisa Su isn't cheating on her husband
The funniest outcome is the most likely.
Jensen Huang gets honey potted by Alice Huang.
Lisa Sue gets honey potted by a boy named Sue.
My name is Sue! How do you do!
 
On the subject of Nvidia, I want you all to know the importance of DLSS 5, ON vs. OFF

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Can we do a poll in this forum on if Jensen resigns or not?

I vote for Jensen will resign.
 
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Why do you think Bill Gates, Mark Turd, etc. resign?

P.S. Bill Gates is laughing, as we thought the worst thing happened to a trillion dollar co. is scandal on screwing a Russian hooker.
 
Can we do a poll in this forum on if Jensen resigns or not?

I vote for Jensen will resign.
He’s getting pretty old, and this AI thing will probably come crashing down pretty spectacularly.

I would be highly surprised if he doesn’t resign soon.
 

“Nvidia stock falls 5% as scrutiny turns to Jensen Huang’s relationship with alleged Chinese spy​


KEY POINTS
  • Nvidia’s board opened an independent investigation after reports that CEO Jensen Huang had been targeted by a foreign intelligence effort.
  • Shares fell in premarket trading as investors assessed leadership risk around Huang.
  • It marks a “black eye moment” for Huang, said Yorkville Ives & Co.’s Dan Ives.“
Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/09/nvidia-jensen-huang-chinese-spy-investigation.html
 
the article also states that "Despite the Trump administration’s knowledge of the apparent honeypot operation on the Nvidia boss"

that implies that Trump and maybe others in the administration knew about Jensen's fling...I'm sure if Trump knew he would have told Jensen being that they are pretty close
Unless he wanted to use it as ammunition later. Trump does like having dirt on people.
 
It's crazy how delusional Jensen was. I guess strutting around in that leather jacket got to his head. It's time to pack him up and hire a new CEO.
 
It's crazy how delusional Jensen was. I guess strutting around in that leather jacket got to his head. It's time to pack him up and hire a new CEO.

It is super common amongst the exceptionally wealthy and powerful. Trump, Jensen, Musk, etc ... they have all been surrounded by people who praise them and tell them how awesome they are which is why they're annoyed when they're exposed to criticism. Musk is a little better at it mostly because he lives his life online responding to comments so he's more aware. Trump would be the worst of the three I listed because he's spoon fed praise on the regular.
 
It is interesting reading all these responses. Pretty sure most of us here would fall for it as well at some point. It wasn't some random attempt to flirt at a bar. This was a targeted "hack" at his human nature, that we all share, by the way.
 
It's crazy how delusional Jensen was. I guess strutting around in that leather jacket got to his head. It's time to pack him up and hire a new CEO.
Roll in the button up boring spreadsheet guy, that worked previously for a Chinese adjacent film.
 
It is interesting reading all these responses. Pretty sure most of us here would fall for it as well at some point. It wasn't some random attempt to flirt at a bar. This was a targeted "hack" at his human nature, that we all share, by the way.
No I don't believe most of us actually wood.
No thanks I'm married with children. Still means a lot to most people, despite what the internet would have everyone believe.
 
His wife is still going to take him to the cleaners. lol Jensens life about to go a bit upside down.
She may not have pulled the plug at this point... but the more dirty news hits the airwaves. The more likely she says yep nope I'm out.
Maybe he gets to stay on at NV. I would say he has a bigger concern then staying on at NV. He could resign now and remain stupid rich and probably go on to do other things. Not much he is going to be able to do when his wife of 41yrs lawyer sends him a YOUR fucked letter.

OH just to add.... their was a board that at one point said the exact same thing about this guy
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To be fair, what Jensen's accused of and what McMahon was accused of aren't in the same league. We know Jensen cheated on his wife, which isn't exactly unique in corporate C-suites. We don't yet know if any secrets were leaked. I've read Trump was aware of this going on like a year ago from intelligence reports and chose not to do anything because he didn't want to rock the boat with China. Nvidia's currently selling China a gargantuan amount of GPUs anyway, and Jensen would have lobbied for that regardless of whether or not he was banging a spy. If we find out that sensitive information was leaked, that might change things, and I would expect Jensen to be pushed into a chairman role at best.

McMahon was accused of rape and sex trafficking by multiple employees, and was fined by the SEC for not disclosing hush money payments to victims. No CEO can survive that, especially not one running an entertainment company.

WWE is a public facing company with regular people as their primary customers. You can lose the audience, and therefore revenue, if the person at the head of that company is viewed as morally repugnant. Nvidia's primary customer are corporations building datacenters. These corporations are lobbying the government to increase dealings with China despite China literally running concentration camps right now targeting ethnic minorities. They don't have any morals, they only care about money. They don't care that Jensen cheated on his wife if he can help them make their numbers this quarter. Heck, they'll probably call him and see how many Chinese hookers they can send him in exchange for getting to the front of the line for buying more GPUs from him.
 
On the subject of Nvidia, I want you all to know the importance of DLSS 5, ON vs. OFF
OMG! That is hilarious! :ROFLMAO:

By the way, I can't imagine why Jensen was targeted... also a spy? These state actors play the long game (see Binance hack).
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Taiwan Computex 2024

By the way, I am a Russian spy, because I don't have 2FA on and my account has been haxored - all ur bases belong to us. Be afraid! If I post something crazy <- Russian.

“Nvidia stock falls 5% as scrutiny turns to Jensen Huang’s relationship with alleged Chinese spy​


KEY POINTS
  • Nvidia’s board opened an independent investigation after reports that CEO Jensen Huang had been targeted by a foreign intelligence effort.
  • Shares fell in premarket trading as investors assessed leadership risk around Huang.
  • It marks a “black eye moment” for Huang, said Yorkville Ives & Co.’s Dan Ives.“
Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/09/nvidia-jensen-huang-chinese-spy-investigation.html
Lastly, having seen how influential Jensen has been on promoting Nvidia globally, demotion would be the smartest move for Nvidia at this point. They can still use him as a scapegoat, he still promotes the company and any deals made have to go through a CEO.
 
McMahon was accused of rape and sex trafficking by multiple employees, and was fined by the SEC for not disclosing hush money payments to victims. No CEO can survive that, especially not one running an entertainment company.

WWE is a public facing company with regular people as their primary customers. You can lose the audience, and therefore revenue, if the person at the head of that company is viewed as morally repugnant. Nvidia's primary customer are corporations building datacenters. These corporations are lobbying the government to increase dealings with China despite China literally running concentration camps right now targeting ethnic minorities. They don't have any morals, they only care about money. They don't care that Jensen cheated on his wife if he can help them make their numbers this quarter. Heck, they'll probably call him and see how many Chinese hookers they can send him in exchange for getting to the front of the line for buying more GPUs from him.
Good points. Though McMahon wasn't initially accused of anything all that horrible. The story grew. The board had his back till they didn't. And I agree with you McMahon was a creep that had it coming for a long time. Jensen... I'm not convinced he isn't a creep. Now that the king is bleeding, lets see how many new stories pop up.

You are also right that in the grand scheme companies like Nvidia would happily sell billions out the back door to China to tabulate social credit scores and far worse. They don't care about anything but the green. Jensen cares about his reputation though. NV may not but he will. If the stories turn ugly I could see him doing a Bill Gates. Step down make it all go quite and devote his life to "philanthropy" as long as he gets speaking gigs where everyone oh and ahs, hanging on his words.

Wild story anyway. I really didn't see this happening. I think Jensen is an ass hat of a man, I never for a second thought he was a idiot that would think with his dick. I honestly didn't think he was capable of thinking about anything but money.
 
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