trolling my kids in starcraft 1

my kids have really taken to starcraft, we play local network games sometimes. i got bored. i do things when i get bored.



dad, why can't i see my starport?

i'm a terrible father.

Good test. When they can ID the starport through all that, they have come of gamer age and are worthy of starcraft

I'm really happy for you

Whenever my kids challeng me to a game I always warn them... I was born in the darkness....

My kid did a 7v1 ... and I was the one versus him and 6 computers.
I made a wall of supply depots with siege tanks behind it then built battle cruisers and won.


The second time he built his own siege tanks and destroyed the walls so he was able to defeat me.