Cooperative Beer Delivery Robots

I, for one, welcome our new beer delivery overlords.
 
What is it with computer geeks who are unable to discuss their projects above the granular level? Maybe I should be asking what is it with geek interviewers who are unable to phrase questions that may attract the interest of more than 6 people?
 
"You look thirsty, sir. Would you like a beer?"
"Would you like another, sir?
"Why, sir. There's a nice cold beer ready for you. Just say the word and I'll retrieve it."

And so it goes... until you're finally drunk, and your guard is down. Then it samples your DNA. It maps your genome. It engineers the perfect retrovirus to alter your psychological profile to suppress hostility and defiant characteristics and promote subservience. Then, when you awaken... you will be the one getting oil for the robot.

You have been warned.
 
Phoenix333 said:
"You look thirsty, sir. Would you like a beer?"
"Would you like another, sir?
"Why, sir. There's a nice cold beer ready for you. Just say the word and I'll retrieve it."

And so it goes... until you're finally drunk, and your guard is down. Then it samples your DNA. It maps your genome. It engineers the perfect retrovirus to alter your psychological profile to suppress hostility and defiant characteristics and promote subservience. Then, when you awaken... you will be the one getting oil for the robot.

You have been warned.
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Roofied by the robot.

(am I still getting sex out of that, though?)
 
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