Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon Trailer

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The third in a series of Transformer movies, Dark of the Moon takes on, and pretty much destroys Chicago this trip. The movies franchise is a geek techno eye-candy paradise provided by Steven Spielberg and Industrial Light and Magic. Check out the newest trailer.
 
You know, hearing the emo kid scream OPTIMUS!! is getting old...

lies

cause thats what i say in my head and my mouth was wide open when i saw the trailer dam i feel like such a geek and a little kid when i see stuff like this

lol
 
Finally. I've been wondering what happened to this show after spending all last summer watching them tear up Chicago.
 
Whats with the new girl.

They didn't like Megan Fox, so she was shitcanned and they got a new girl. I didn't like Megan Fox anyways, but this new girl looks horrible. Couldn't they get a hotter chick?
 
+1 for whats up with the new chick. Also, it looks pretty cool. Can't wait for it.
 
I hope Optimus kicks ass a little more this time. I still haven't gotten over the ass kicking he took from Megatron in the first movie.
 
They didn't like Megan Fox, so she was shitcanned and they got a new girl. I didn't like Megan Fox anyways, but this new girl looks horrible. Couldn't they get a hotter chick?

I had the same opinion when Katie Holmes didn't return for the second batman movie. No, she wasn't great in the first one, but when the replacement is worse anyways, I'd at least liked to have had the continuity.
 
They didn't like Megan Fox, so she was shitcanned and they got a new girl. I didn't like Megan Fox anyways, but this new girl looks horrible. Couldn't they get a hotter chick?

I would prefer they just hired ..I don't know... an actress????????

I came here to see robots not some turd model.
 
For some reason I'm reminded of Battle: LA, except, add in big robots too.
 
For some reason I'm reminded of Battle: LA, except, add in big robots too.

shit if Dark of the moon is an ad for joining the armed forces they can sign me up right now. gimme my robot!
 
They didn't like Megan Fox, so she was shitcanned and they got a new girl. I didn't like Megan Fox anyways, but this new girl looks horrible. Couldn't they get a hotter chick?

It wasn't so much that they didn't like Megan, it was that she went off about the Director in the press, comparing him to Hitler and such. It just didn't make sense, she was the original "Charlie Sheen" so to speak, with her rant.

http://www.filmsnmovies.com/post/593/megan_fox_rants_michael_bay_again/
 
I would prefer they just hired ..I don't know... an actress????????

I came here to see robots not some turd model.

They can get a hot actress. Like that one little girl. What's her name? Justine Bieber. Lol!
 
If only I was a little taller, I could have been an extra in the movie.
 
the new botox injection lips girl is worse than the old botox injection lips girl in the 2nd
 
the new botox injection lips girl is worse than the old botox injection lips girl in the 2nd

Baaaaahhh. They are real, I swear they are real! :rolleyes: Megan was eyecandy, this girl is more bodycandy(?).
 
This better not be a cinematic abortion like the previous movie. It was so bad I walked out on it.
 
I'm not looking for much story. I'm looking for robots fighting. I got that in the 1st and 2nd one. You can't expect much more from a Michael Bay movie.
 
This better not be a cinematic abortion like the previous movie. It was so bad I walked out on it.

It's a Michael BaySPLOSION production. What do you expect?

The only good movie that Michael BaySPLOSION ever made was The Rock. That's because Sean Connnery threatened to kill Michael BaySPLOSION if he fucked it up like the rest of his movies.,
 
I like Megan Fox in the 1st movie, but she looked slutty in the 2nd. I want my girls to be sluts, but not look like one.
 
Why oh why does Hollywood insist on making such crap. If they were going to go with a trilogy ala Star Wars they could have at least written an actual story, with actual characters you actually care about. You know, the crap they teach people in first year writing and film. The people in Hollywood deserve to go out of business. Ugh.
 
There's something about the design of the robots that makes it hard for me to focus on what they are actually doing. They just look like a loose jumble of junk in a vaguely humanoid form. At least to me. The cameras swinging around so much doesn't help either.

They should have also gotten rid of that one dude who plays the special forces dude. He was in The Big Lebowski and Rounders (I think), but I can't remember his name. He's too twitchy and not believable as a badass army dude.
 
lies

cause thats what i say in my head and my mouth was wide open when i saw the trailer dam i feel like such a geek and a little kid when i see stuff like this

lol

Really? When I see this a little part of my childhood dies because nothing about the Transformers other than names really is the same, ok final Optimus is still a semi, but still. Devastator combined to form... the fuck if I know, a mega sized Dyson vacuum cleaner? Jetfire was some old geezer that had a flatulence problem, oh and never actually transformed once other than the initial transformation.

Don't get me wrong, as far as pure eye candy and special effects go, Michael Bay is the master, at bringing a piece of my childhood to the big screen, he really dropped the ball.
 
Really? When I see this a little part of my childhood dies because nothing about the Transformers other than names really is the same, ok final Optimus is still a semi, but still. Devastator combined to form... the fuck if I know, a mega sized Dyson vacuum cleaner? Jetfire was some old geezer that had a flatulence problem, oh and never actually transformed once other than the initial transformation.

Don't get me wrong, as far as pure eye candy and special effects go, Michael Bay is the master, at bringing a piece of my childhood to the big screen, he really dropped the ball.

LOL at the epic win here. Especially the mega-sized Dyson!
 
I didn't like the first one enough to even bother renting the second one. Too much human idiots talking and not enough robots slaughtering.
 
Transformers is like, equivalent to MMA. You just want to see robots or ppl fighting. You don't go to a football, basketball, soccer, NASCAR, WRC, F1, wet t-shirt contest, or whatever to see all the drama, good acting, character back stories. You want to see the fights, the game, the race, the close to being naked girls.

Most ppl who watch Transformers just want to watch robots fight. I really do not want them to actually use the story from the cartoon. Everything that I've gone back to watch from my childhood is shit. I went back and watched Thundercats. I ruined it for myself. I no longer say,"Man, Thundercats was fucking awesome." Now it's,"I can't believe I watched that shit and liked it as a kid. WTF was I thinking."
 
This better not be a cinematic abortion like the previous movie. It was so bad I walked out on it.

lol +1...fifteen minutes in.

You gotta love a movie that skirts the traditional phrase (and classic album) "Dark Side
of the Moon" for "Dark of the Moon" which sounds exactly like its skirting "Dark Side of the Moon" because they don't want to get sued or because they don't want people thinking about Pink Floyd when in actuality it does make me think about the album dark side of the moon and the probability that this movie will suck ass because they couldn't think of an original name for it but lots of stuff will blow-up so that's cool i'll wait for DVD thanks.
 
I hope Optimus kicks ass a little more this time. I still haven't gotten over the ass kicking he took from Megatron in the first movie.

Optimus has pretty much universally had his ass kicked by megatron through ever iteration of the series, the movies, the video games, etc. It's a difficult struggle against evil and not a simple triumph of good vs bad. Deal with it.
 
Huh? Not quite what I was talking about. I want the girl to be a super slut in bed, but look prim and proper to show off to mom or friends.

The definition isn't a match, but the idea is the same. You're looking for someone to be your Madonna, i.e. prim and proper, looking outwardly, but a slut in bed :D Wiki use is the strict definition :D
 
Okay, I get it - a movie about exploding robots. Real Micheal Bay fiasco.

But PLEASE.. not the same mindless hero saves pretty botoxed up girl who's as empty as metal shell.

God, it's just so fake and boring!
 
I just can't get into movies that feature whiny little pussies like Shia LeBouf as tough, ass-kicking heroes who regularly bang the hottest broad in the city. That's more far-fetched than a bunch of super-sized robots battling it out in L.A.
 
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