The (in)famous Microsoft Office mascot Clippy has officially been put out to pasture. Many had speculated that the paperclip may have seen his day with the release of Office 2007 and MS is now officially confirming it opting to remove him for a more coherent UI.
The lights dim. Roll film. The music starts gently at first--it's Boyz II Men's "End of the Road," possibly, or perhaps Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi." The film is a montage, candid moments from a life caught on film. Young Clippy is being brought home from the hospital, in a box alongside the other paperclips in his litter.