Recent content by mastertard

Health packs make more sense than getting shot and running in a corner to masterbate while your health naturally restores itself (though I still love COD4)

Looks like another website to add to the Great Firewall of China

So in the end, he pretty much still works for EA

LOL, the sad thing is that area is a breeding ground for Mac lovers. Snobby middle or upper class kids galore!

Trying to figure out how to make a buck with Facebook has made them get THIS desperate!

Seriously, I've been noticing a lot of companies have been recently doing the whole "OH LOOK AT THIS 'REAL' CUSTOMER DOING SHOPPING OR EATING AT A RESTAURANT" bullshit in their commercials. Every time I see one of those commercials I want to rip my eyes out

Man what the hell, isn't taxing TVs and monitors enough already?

That's so lame, you'd be able to disrupt it by farting or burping

Are windows banned from Steve Jobs' house?

Cool, maybe there will be a vending machine where you can put a quarter in and get a quarter-sized porno back!!!

I'd also like to note that most people in Asia do not get their cars until after university/getting a job. Of course in America most of us get one in high school or college.

I've lived in Asia for 2 years. Cell phones are pretty big as status items there. One example I can think of is that when I was living in China, one of my Chinese friends asked me why I was living in a decent apartment but had such a shitty cell phone (by contrast, he was living with several...

*thing (when are getting an edit option?)

The only way this think would be cool if it could punch your friends in the face if they lost a game

Yeah duh, just use Foxit. +1 again