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    Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer

    Gods waiting room
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    Apple 'Scary Fast' Mac event October 30th

    You’d be able to afford one in no time if you let apple stop living rent free in your head.
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    It was beautiful at the right time of the year, and then it was just lake effect snow that buried cars and sucked the soul out of you
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    I used to live right off of lake erie. Then I reached the age of reason and left
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    it seems like every year I have to replace or repair a carb in some random lawn equipment, and like a fool, try to capture the small amount of gas in a nearby plastic or styrofoam cup
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    cleaning and/or replacing carbs is always a good reminder of what materials gasoline will dissolve
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    Amazon CEO Andy Jassy threatens employees to return to office or "things are probably not going to work out for you"

    No arguments here. I just got finished taking a company car away due to a drunk driving incident and the employee was a very loud spoken 57 year old who hates millennials. He had the nerve to argue that it used to be ok to have some drinks at lunch but the youth have ruined it.
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    Amazon CEO Andy Jassy threatens employees to return to office or "things are probably not going to work out for you"

    My industry was mostly work from home prior to the pandemic. Due to legacy requirements, I still had to go into the home office even though the rest of my team was spread across the country. I haven't had a manager in the same state, let alone in the office, for over a decade. In my...
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    Her special move is to drug men and rob them
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    I bet you can't fix broken heart
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    ;) +
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    you sick fuck
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    I won a costume contest for cutting a box out with two large holes and a sign reading "free mammograms".
    I work in an enclosed space with all menopausal women and no windows.
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    show us your tits! that's one way to get a t-shirt
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    thank god
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