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    Microsoft Patented “Butt Hinge with Butt Straps”

    They won't sell very many with a name that means "small" & "not hard". :D I once read that Melinda Gates knows the real reason the company is called "Microsoft". ;)
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    Touching Windows 7 Touch Pack

    They need to get M C Hammer for the commercial. :p
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    161mph Radio-Controlled Car

    I'd like to see him use that for a pickup line... "Hi there, wanna see my three foot pocket rocket?" <SLAP> :D
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    Interesting Hack: Electric Violin Built into Baseball Bat

    Sounded kinda like the Jimmy Hendrix version, except he didn't go into "purple haze" at the end.
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    Cheyenne Mountain, NORAD Still Active, Pictured

    :D "Shall we play a game?"
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    Iranians Avoid Censorship with US Navy Technology

    When I first read this story, I thought the website "The Onion" was somehow involved. :D
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    Italians Defamed

    The guy that puts on the red hat looks & sounds like Derek D from "Fast Lane Daily".
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    Romania Targets Moon with Balloon Launch

    Somebody at the Romanian Space Agency musta read the book "loona baloona" as a kid. It's about a bunch of cats that use a baloon to go to the moon.
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    International Space Station Spots Alien Landing Site

    Mr. Garibaldi set his coffee cup down on the negative. (reference to Babylon 5) :D
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    Dream Jobs That Would Actually Suck

    They forgot about mattress tester & condom tester. ;)
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    World’s Worst Server Location

    This reminds me of that story I read on the [H] a few weeks ago about using modified E.Coli bacteria to do computations. Maybe this pic is from the research facility? :D
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    Living Computers Solve Complex Math Puzzle

    In other words, I should open my computer and take a crap in there is that it? :D
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    Phoenix Mars Lander Follow-Up

    DECEPTICONS! :D
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    Geekiest Pants Ever

    Does the joystick have "force feedback"? ;)
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