jedimasterben

"You know, at first I was a bit intimidated, didn't think I could take so much meat. But after putting a little in my mouth, and every little bit being a small orgasm, I was happy to take it all in." - CBR
"Marriage is basically saying "I agree to have sex with the same vagina for the rest of my life", lack of sex seems like a breach of contract. " - osrk
"I think Im the only one to admit he's *fornicated ugly women. Lots of them. Not 'Azureth's girlfriend' ugly but ugly by most forum member's standards." - griff30
"Hookers need couches too." - Kyle_Bennett