"Dude, I can't help you until I figure out how the fuck Arnold is able to lie on his side."
"Stop thinking about being a kissless virgin and have some fun, /b/ro. Being a kissless virgin is only in your head, anon. Invite her over, stay calm, and stick it in her butts."
"The thing that disturbs me about this picture, isn't the Glock in his ass. It's the fact that he only shaved his asscheeks."