"You're standing in front of a 42" LCD at CostCo and she whispers in your ear "imagine how good the pr0n will look on it" - Grimmda's wife.....ftw
"Stereotypes are getting old. Time for some 5.1types" - slowbiz (^_^)
"QFT. It delivered something in my shorts that is" (referring to the girlfriend thread delivery) - Booby McNipples (-.^)
"Pick whichever lady leaves your favorite open when you say "You got 2 hands and 3 holes, cover what you don't want filled". "Only then you will know what true love is" - DejaWiz (o_o)
"Solved my issue by getting a Yaris with his awesome gas mileage" - Xilikon
response: "Does it come with a homo for the passenger seat?" - khanable [^_^] -- ^ (_) ^