I just got the Kipsch Pro Media 2.1 from Best Buy. They sound great no doubt, but I've owned it for all of a week and already have an issue with my volume control knob (volume control works for the left speaker, right speakers stays 100% volume no matter what). Going to return them and get...
Real recent, they announced it at the last CES.
http://www.hardocp.com/article/2011/01/11/corsair_sp2500_21_speaker_system_review/
It's pretty impressive, but I think I'm going to go with the Klipsch Pro Media 2.1 though.
Edit: I just realized I you were joking... WOOOSH!
I'm not an expert, but I went from an onboard sound card to an Asus Essence STX with the x-540 speakers. There is a huge difference in music and in games that even an audio-luddite like me can appreciate. I'm going to get Klipsch Pro-Media 2.1 or the new Corsair speakers at the end of the month...