ESXi Drivers for Intel 82579LM/V -
"Once we run off all the pussies, there is gonna be nothing but cool people left." -- Kyle Bennett
"It used to be clowns, now it's failed cluster nodes. Damn you, internet" -- finalgt

Pendle Hill - "Pend means hill, but the meaning was forgotten, so they called it Pend Hill. This became shortened to Pendle, but then someone decided it's a hill so added another Hill - so in fact the place name is Hill Hill Hill!"