It's probably important to note that the quality of articles from Jezebel, on average, makes it understandably difficult to clearly identify this one as satire. With a trivial amount of effort you can point out similar articles that apparently aren't satire. It's actually kind of clever if you...
Don't you get it?! that's the point! Our language is so mired in male dominance that even the word for humanity has "man" in it. /s
It's a parody article, btw.