This isn't meant to be a bash ebay thread, or even a "give me adivce about ebay cause I'm an idiot thread." I DON'T CARE ABOUT EBAY. All I want to know is what's wrong with the card. Which is why I'm posting here. On a computer hardware forum - not a "let's complain about ebay forum."
Okay - first of all, I'm the roommate that got screwed on eBay. The dang card was sold "as is", but the seller is being decent enough to send me a replacement card and has offered to refund as well. This one's pretty much fried I think. It should make a good wall ornament though.
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