The stupidity award goes to the guy in Mascouche, near Montreal who did backup his car into a police cruiser trying to catch one pokemon while the cops was writing him a ticket for another driving offense...
Why humanoid??? Being biped is nice for a land creature but for something underwater I would go with something more fish like with retractable arms instead.
Haven't had to do this for a couple of years now. I just use a distro that gives me the option of installing the non-free drivers during setup, like Antergos or Manjaro does.