Of course this assumes you have a keyboard that has a Windows key on it....
They can have my 1991 vintage Philips (NMB OEM) mechanical keyswitch keyboard when they pry it out of my hands!
ProTip: CTRL ESC = Windows Key
My keyboard doesn't have a Windows key either but occationally I actually need it for some obscure task. Obviously, it is not as fast as a single key but this does come in handy.