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Apple's latest magically fantastic patent application could be the next big thing. I am amazed that no one has thought of this before.
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Seems like we are going to have the situation like we have with printer ink. Expiration dates and even a never ending buzz or beep until you go spend $500 on a new pair. Soon People will start going barefoot because the average man can't afford shoes that only last 6 months. It will create a back market of shoes without sensores. If caught with these shoes you are cast out from society to live with the animals and other undesirables.
While in the woods you learn that mankind is free here. Not bound by laws to weigh him down and belittle him. Nature offers a peace that you have yet to witness before. With no distraction from the media and other electronic social machines you make good friends and strong bonds that last a lifetime. Forming something that was lost to common people early in the century. You found a mate that you actually stay with till the end of life because the nights are cold and your home gets lonely in the winter months.
All this due to these godforsaken shoes. A blessing or a curse is a derision that will be made fruitful at the iShoe store.
I could have got a lot more in there but I am doing this on a phone on break at work.
This sounds like a high-tech solution to a problem that doesn't exist... at least in the presence of common sense.
Go Go Gadget Hadron Collider!Inspector gadget anyone?
This sounds like a high-tech solution to a problem that doesn't exist... at least in the presence of common sense.
Seems like we are going to have the situation like we have with printer ink. Expiration dates and even a never ending buzz or beep until you go spend $500 on a new pair. Soon People will start going barefoot because the average man can't afford shoes that only last 6 months. It will create a back market of shoes without sensores. If caught with these shoes you are cast out from society to live with the animals and other undesirables.
While in the woods you learn that mankind is free here. Not bound by laws to weigh him down and belittle him. Nature offers a peace that you have yet to witness before. With no distraction from the media and other electronic social machines you make good friends and strong bonds that last a lifetime. Forming something that was lost to common people early in the century. You found a mate that you actually stay with till the end of life because the nights are cold and your home gets lonely in the winter months.
All this due to these godforsaken shoes. A blessing or a curse is a derision that will be made fruitful at the iShoe store.
I could have got a lot more in there but I am doing this on a phone on break at work.
We need a blow my brains out smiley.
Makes sense... Apple users are like lemmings.. they need to be told when to do things.
Now only if they can put this technology into brake pads so our wives know when it's time to change them... oh wait. nm.
Master [H];1039547562 said:You have got to be kidding me?
Are people this stupid?
Yes we're all morons and have never done anything ourselves.
This "ragging on people because of their technological preferences" is getting not only old, but REALLY, REALLY FUCKING OLD.
In all seriousness I think this should be for car tires first.
In a way I found that the most telling part of the whole article. I wonder if this could be more of the Apple, "I have a patent and now I sue you" shenanigans.While an Apple-branded pair of basketball shoes may be far off, similar technology is already being used by major brands like Nike to track athletes' performance.