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Wow! Only $125 to get wood? All things considered, that's not a bad deal for this keyboard.
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What? Is plastic too mainstream now? Keyboard for Hipsters. Environmentalists must be brick-shitting from the dead trees needed to make these.
I've never seen people get so upset over a keyboard that they aren't planning to purchase before.
I've never seen people get so upset over a keyboard that they aren't planning to purchase before.
It was a mere design critique.
You have to admit, it's hideous...and wood is a crappy keyboard material. That wont last.
Using the same design principals... Why not make it out of cheese?
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I can appreciate the wood working skills, (humph, it's all CNC now anyway) to put it all together, but like DeathPrincess said, spill anything on it and you're screwed.
I'd like a keyboard made from cheese! As for it being hideous, that's pretty much a matter of lack of taste. I betcha that the designers are all like, *high fives each other* "We're amazing!" and stuff.
FTFY. It's like a keyboard for dullards who like everything in subdued tones and the "recycled cardboard and wool" look (aka those people who like to go to desgin/art school because they think it makes them creative, but how 0 ideas of their own)
Now onto more exciting things.
I think a mouse made of cheese would be better (and ironically ironic ), you could have a mini babybel for the wheel and make the body from a small wedge of waxed edam! The keyboard would have to be made of a hard cheese, like a firm cheddar. Maybe the keycaps from something rough like...Parmigiano-Reggiano, and then below the keys could be Camembert. Then the cheese would all be smoked to give a pleasing aromam and the circuit board would be made of a giant Graham cracker.
Doesn't look like it would last a week under my abuse. I keep my Model Ms thanks just the same.
You have model M keyboards! Like the originals with metal on the bottoms?
No Oak option.. Unacceptable! I have standards!!!
BTW who's ordering the fromunder cheese keyboard??
So...what happens to this mouse made from cheese when I get hungry and have crackers around? I'd end up with mousey cheese on my crackers and an empty mousey pad.
The 5 Model M keyboards I have are plastic on the bottom and date from 1990, 1991 and 1993. I also have one without the number pad manufactured in 1986.
that's why it makes perfect buisness sense! All these other companies have to wait years (or at least a week for Razer) for people to replace their non edible peripherals! With this buisness model, people would shop weekly or daily for new keyboards.
I worked out the buisness side. As everyone in the world needs a keyboard (7 billion peoples), Say it's made of like $5 of cheese (bulk buy), if we sell them for $10, and they last 3 days, thats like $8b in the first week! $4.186T in the first year! If we sneak fertility drugs into the cheese, so everyone has 42 babies, then profits will rise to $180T in year 2! Then we could buy the entire earth and ban tablets and Zubaz.
Also it solves world hunger, and it is enviromentally friendly. Being biodegrabale (it will be eaten) and made from natural products, everyone will love it!
Ouch! 42 babies! I hope those are getting cut out...though I guess after the first few it'd be routine. Yeah, Zubaz need to go away and touchscreen devices should be smaller than 5 inches so they're more like MP3 players. I'm in! I'll call a buncha VC types so we can get startup money that we'll end up wasting on popcorn and video games. Can we get some Kickstarter money too?
It was a mere design critique.
You have to admit, it's hideous...and wood is a crappy keyboard material. That wont last.
Using the same design principals... Why not make it out of cheese?
Not sure about Kickstarter, as thats really just for scams and silly ideas, not legit stuff like this.
Need a catchy title to market it more. All I have so far is "cheeboard" which is kind of lame, and "the cannibal" for the mouse. Maybe we can make a few high end models for like $900 which are fancy cheese, or ones with bacon bits. Maybe a vegan and lactose free line too, and an American cheese slice touchpad for Heatlesssun.
This is going to be like the film envy in real life! Apart from I don't have a horse and you don't think you killed it (and the cheese doesn't kill things)!
Not sure about Kickstarter, as thats really just for scams and silly ideas, not legit stuff like this.
Need a catchy title to market it more. All I have so far is "cheeboard" which is kind of lame, and "the cannibal" for the mouse. Maybe we can make a few high end models for like $900 which are fancy cheese, or ones with bacon bits. Maybe a vegan and lactose free line too, and an American cheese slice touchpad for Heatlesssun.
This is going to be like the film envy in real life! Apart from I don't have a horse and you don't think you killed it (and the cheese doesn't kill things)!
You're right, a legitimate business needs venture capatalism and not any of that silly Kickstarter donation scam stuff.
For naming, it needs some kind of way to seem high-tech. That's important when marketing a product. Let's call the company Cheetech and the keyboard CHZ-2000XT because it needs a model number with the letters Z and X in it to impress people.
Why did you kill my pony?
You're right, a legitimate business needs venture capatalism and not any of that silly Kickstarter donation scam stuff.
For naming, it needs some kind of way to seem high-tech. That's important when marketing a product. Let's call the company Cheetech and the keyboard CHZ-2000XT because it needs a model number with the letters Z and X in it to impress people.
Why did you kill my pony?
You're forgetting the amount of milk you'll need to produce in order to accomplish this.
Also, you need to use other types of cheese for other cultures (like soy cheese for Japan).
There is also the problem with greasy hands for those using the mouse.
If you want to really get rich and be loved by all women just invent a chocolate that tastes like real chocolate and help people to get thin.
You're right, a legitimate business needs venture capatalism and not any of that silly Kickstarter donation scam stuff.
For naming, it needs some kind of way to seem high-tech. That's important when marketing a product. Let's call the company Cheetech and the keyboard CHZ-2000XT because it needs a model number with the letters Z and X in it to impress people.
Why did you kill my pony?
Personally I think it's pretty cool....since when is everything only about being functional?
I'm not producing any milk. That would be silly on this scale. We are mass cloning Skribbelkats to be milked in sweatshops 14 hours a day, with 4 hours of posting and 4 hours of sleep. The Skribbelkats that die shall be blended and fed to the other Skribbelkats, who have signed a waver of their basic clone rights.
Can the tagline for the company be "What would you like to fondue today?". I was looking and nobody has patented the color yellow. Or mass cloning. I thought we'd need to clone something to ramp production. If any eviromental or moral groups had problems with this, I had the plan to just tell them to STFU. If that doesn't work, how are you at arson?
I killed your pony because it was getting in the way of profit. It kept eating the cheese, which was getting in the way of progress. I'll buy you a New One when we reach the first trillion*.
*this might be a lie, or New One might be a pronoun for a new CheeTech trackpad.
No Oak option.. Unacceptable! I have standards!!!
BTW who's ordering the fromunder cheese keyboard??