ZOTAC launches F5: a new fragrance just for gamers

[erek]

Source: https://videocardz.com/newz/zotac-launches-f5-a-new-fragrance-just-for-gamers

 

[Nobu]

Now they just need a deodorant called F11. Oh, nevermind, that's fullscreen. F5 is refresh...should've been deodorant.

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

Am I too late for the "smells like Doritos and Mountain Dew" jokes?

 

[Haswellbeast]

Now, what could they name alt-F4....

 

[LukeTbk]

A bit of an April 1st article feeling to it...

 

[polonyc2]

Now they just need a deodorant called F11. Oh, nevermind, that's fullscreen. F5 is refresh...should've been deodorant.

Zotac is saving that name for their new line of body wash...

 

[KazeoHin]

"a new fragrance just for gamers"

It better be fucking strong....

 

[HeadRusch]

Missed Opportunity.......gamers, in my experience, are more counter culture/nerdverse than the average normal....which means less parfum, and more Scented Bodywash/Fleshlight 2 packs......I mean if you're gonna fish, use the right bait.

 

[DrezKill]

A bit of an April 1st article feeling to it...

I was about to say "uuuhhh is it April Fools? Cuz I thought that happened over 2 months ago".

EDIT: Oh, the article says Zotac first came up with this as an April Fools prank.

 

[Legendary Gamer]

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Source: https://videocardz.com/newz/zotac-launches-f5-a-new-fragrance-just-for-gamers

Smells like Ozone and burnt electronics... Either that or it's a gamer funk neutralizer. lol

Even if it's a joke, the latter of what I said is still a thing and needs a remedy. Especially, if you've ever been to a ComicCon or GenCon... Gamer funk is rank at those events.

 

[T4rd]

So many jokes here, it's hard to choose which to go with...

 

[LukeTbk]

EDIT: Oh, the article says Zotac first came up with this as an April Fools prank.

Maybe they use those as trial balloon and score the reaction.

 

[rinaldo00]

Source: https://videocardz.com/newz/zotac-launches-f5-a-new-fragrance-just-for-gamers

It should smell like Doritos, sweat, and the mold from the mother's basement.

 

[Darunion]

Just gonna be marked up Axe from their "I don't know what girls like to smell" line of fragrances.

 

[sharknice]

You think you stand a chance with the ladies with a ZOTAC budget brand fragrance when chads like me are dusting the room with our ASUS ROG W Key aroma?

 

[michalrz]

Gabe sold them the license for whatever people huffed when the Deck first came out?

 

[socK]

It should smell like Doritos, sweat, and the mold from the mother's basement.

Musc de Dorité: Eau de Basement

 

[chameleoneel]

I don't need any PC brand's scented stuff. But....

....I would sooner use ID cooling's scented thermal paste, than body spray/Eau de toilette.

 

[Falkentyne]

And where exactly is the signup link? It's NOT on the page...