Direwolf20
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Its 7:55pm EST. Stargate SG1 is about to start, I'm level 49 (Warlock) and in Felwood. I decide to go sit in a little house for a bit, put on my /afk flag, and watch some TV. I don't want to logoff so I can kill a couple things during commercial, so I sit at my desk.
A level 53 rogue walks into the house, and looks at me. I see this happening, but my /afk flag is on still. I wonder "Will he do it?". Lo and Behold, he goes invis. A few seconds later he backstabs me.
Immediately I jump up and fear him. I curse him with 3 stacked DoT spells, in moments he's taking some serious damage every second or 2. I start with shadowbolt, and just as fear wears off I cast it, causing some nice damage. I then use shadowburn, which is an insta-cast DD, immediately as the shadowbolt hits him. Hes low on health, so I fear him again, and let my dots finish him. Keep in mind, I did NOT have a pet out. I go stand over his corpse and do a /laugh emote. Then go back inside.
This time, I figure he'll come back for more. So I get out my succubus pet and put her into Invis. I lay on the bed inside the cabin and put on my /afk. I figure if he has half a brain he'll see that for the trap that it is. 15-20 minutes later, guess who walks in? That same rogue, who is 4 levels above me. I watch as he bandages himself up, presumably from just ressing at his corpse. He stares at me for a good minute or 2 before going invis. This time I had see invis on, so I watched him creep over to me. As soon as he backstabs me, I tell my succubus to mez him. Hes sitting there, nice and asleep. I back up and start casting my soulburn, a 6 second (LONG) cast time that eats a soulshard, but does a nice 700-800 damage. That wakes him up, and I sick my pet on him, along with an insta-dot. Then I fear him so I can get the other 2 dots on him, and away he goes. A quick shadowbolt later and he's deader than a doornail. I walk over and start ingesting his corpse, to heal the little damage he does. Nothing says "Ha Ha!" like eating your opponents corpse.
Back into the house. Pets invis, me laying on the bed with /afk on. No way he'll come back a 3rd time and fall for it, right? Humorously, I underestimated his gullibility. Not 10 minutes goes by and guess who's back. This time I watch him, again, stare at me, then go invis. I again had my pet invis, so I let her mez him right after he backstabs me. This time I mix it up a little. A couple dots, then a fear as hes running towards me. I shadowbolt, him again and he's nice and low. I start laughing as he runs towards me and I put a snare on him. He can't keep up as I kite him around, just laughing and letting my dots slowly but surely tick his health away. As he drops, I ingest his corpse yet again. Mmmm, night elves taste like chicken.
I never saw him again.
A level 53 rogue walks into the house, and looks at me. I see this happening, but my /afk flag is on still. I wonder "Will he do it?". Lo and Behold, he goes invis. A few seconds later he backstabs me.
Immediately I jump up and fear him. I curse him with 3 stacked DoT spells, in moments he's taking some serious damage every second or 2. I start with shadowbolt, and just as fear wears off I cast it, causing some nice damage. I then use shadowburn, which is an insta-cast DD, immediately as the shadowbolt hits him. Hes low on health, so I fear him again, and let my dots finish him. Keep in mind, I did NOT have a pet out. I go stand over his corpse and do a /laugh emote. Then go back inside.
This time, I figure he'll come back for more. So I get out my succubus pet and put her into Invis. I lay on the bed inside the cabin and put on my /afk. I figure if he has half a brain he'll see that for the trap that it is. 15-20 minutes later, guess who walks in? That same rogue, who is 4 levels above me. I watch as he bandages himself up, presumably from just ressing at his corpse. He stares at me for a good minute or 2 before going invis. This time I had see invis on, so I watched him creep over to me. As soon as he backstabs me, I tell my succubus to mez him. Hes sitting there, nice and asleep. I back up and start casting my soulburn, a 6 second (LONG) cast time that eats a soulshard, but does a nice 700-800 damage. That wakes him up, and I sick my pet on him, along with an insta-dot. Then I fear him so I can get the other 2 dots on him, and away he goes. A quick shadowbolt later and he's deader than a doornail. I walk over and start ingesting his corpse, to heal the little damage he does. Nothing says "Ha Ha!" like eating your opponents corpse.
Back into the house. Pets invis, me laying on the bed with /afk on. No way he'll come back a 3rd time and fall for it, right? Humorously, I underestimated his gullibility. Not 10 minutes goes by and guess who's back. This time I watch him, again, stare at me, then go invis. I again had my pet invis, so I let her mez him right after he backstabs me. This time I mix it up a little. A couple dots, then a fear as hes running towards me. I shadowbolt, him again and he's nice and low. I start laughing as he runs towards me and I put a snare on him. He can't keep up as I kite him around, just laughing and letting my dots slowly but surely tick his health away. As he drops, I ingest his corpse yet again. Mmmm, night elves taste like chicken.
I never saw him again.