VR Porn Convention Closed Due To Overcrowding

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  1. HardOCP News

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    Safety concerns due to overcrowding caused this VR porn convention in Japan to be closed down almost immediately. Sooo many jokes to be made here, so little time. I'll leave that up to you guys in the comments. ;)

    Japan’s first VR porn festival rolled over and started smoking a cigarette before it even got its clothes off. Due to overcrowding, the first time anyone had ever gathered a number of virtual-reality pornography enthusiasts into a single building ended far sooner than anyone expected. The packed crowds gave rise to safety concerns.
     
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  2. Gigus Fire

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    it's the next big thing, i would expect most of the industry to be jumping in as early as possible.
     
  3. Tiberian

    Tiberian DILLIGAFuck

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    I honestly can't think of any jokes to be honest which does seem a bit odd considering. ;)
     
  4. Wolfkin

    Wolfkin [H]ard|Gawd

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    WHAT'S IN THE BOX!
     
  5. oROEchimaru

    oROEchimaru [H]ardness Supreme

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    that is wrong on many levels. lol
     
  6. Quix

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    Why didn't they just limit attendance?
     
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  7. Nukester

    Nukester [H]ard|Gawd

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    So, smooth creamy finish in the box to the guy behind it? Cardboard box as the stand. wow.
     
  8. ZenDragon

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    Just goes to show you... it IS the size of your um... venue.
     
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    Click on the picture to see that Yahoo Japan is one of the sponsors. You would think that Yahoo (think Tumbler) would know that Japan really embraces new tech porn.
     
  10. NeoNemesis

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    Your getting into it and all of a sudden you look down and all you see is a giant Mosaic where your genitals used to be.

    And people thought survival horror was scary on VR...
     
  11. Axehandler

    Axehandler Gawd

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    AHH I Got VRVD!!!
     
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  12. amddragonpc

    amddragonpc [H]ard|Gawd

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    I bet those VR headsets are modified to squirt stuff in your eyes. LOL.
     
  13. Grebuloner

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    Did anyone try to sneak in through the back door?
     
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  14. gigatexal

    gigatexal [H]ardness Supreme

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    I had to give up porn. Like most people with addictive personalities like mine I couldn't find a balance with life. I kept just doing the minimum so I can get my next porn fix. Relationships suffered and my work performance did too. Glad I got out before the VR revolution else I'd never see the light of day again.

    I agree though that this will likely be big improvement and a step forward into making the experience even more life like.
     
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  15. Ducman69

    Ducman69 [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Gigatexal, probably.
     
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  16. lostinseganet

    lostinseganet [H]ard|Gawd

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    Thats like saying no to money.
     
  17. Exavior

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    if you are talking about her box, not a penis
     
  18. NeoNemesis

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    They obviously weren't charging enough.
     
  19. jnemesh

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    Alternate headline: "VR porn event closes prematurely after too many people came early"
     
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  20. Exavior

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    I would hate to be the person that had to clean up after so many people came
     
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    "The packed crowds gave rise to safety concerns."

    Sounds like eye-poking was the concern... which begs to question were people's faces so low.
     
  22. Flexion

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    I'd imagine in a distant future where Ghost in the Shell type cyber augments are a real, getting a VRVD would be a thing. LMAO.
     
  23. Flexion

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    I see what you did there bro. Even if you didn't mean to. XD
     
  24. DrLobotomy

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    They had to virtually go fuck themselves.
     
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    You know, I feel like I missed out on a few "booms" - the .com era, smart phones (actually am/was employed in this industry, but never made the million dollar app), next VR porn. I think I read Google said search queries where "up" 10000%. I can believe it. This will be an exploding, rising market.
     
  26. Killerxp100

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    Instead of gaming it will be porn that drives VR forward.
     
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  27. NeoNemesis

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    It's the engine that makes the world turn.
     
  28. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

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    Ok ok lots of comments...

    1) Now are feminazis and SJWs going to bitch about booth babes at this event?

    2) Wow, they pixelated the dude's face, usually the Japanese pixelate other parts

    3) Really a cardboard box with a hole in it? Yeah nice "high tech" "virtual" sex event. "Put the VR goggles on and stick your hand in the hole and stroke this life like penis until it ejaculates!"

    4) Doesn't matter how high tech awesome it is, you fucking know that all the good parts are going to be pixelated!

    ok that's all I got.
     
  29. infinitywulfy

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    That was quite literally the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the picture.
     
  30. westrock2000

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    You are saying that the Japanese still get their junk blurred out even in virtual reality? Can't catch a break.
     
  31. Napoleon

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    Ended prematurely eh?
     
  32. B00nie

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    It was the breast simulator. You can stick your hand in the box and fondle a fake boob while watching a VR model respond to the touch.

    Or it could have been an artificial inseminator simulator which would make the deal more shitty.
     
  33. deton8

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    It'll probably rise first, then explode.
     
  34. jevans64

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    They had to close up shop. Too much seamen from the nearby naval base.
     
  35. Dodogif

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    I hope there would be a vr porn convention here in the us, can't waiiit!! :nailbiting: