VR Duck Genitalia Explorer

Discussion in '[H]ard|OCP Front Page News' started by Kyle_Bennett, Sep 11, 2018.

  1. Kyle_Bennett

    Kyle_Bennett El Chingón Staff Member

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    If you have ever wondered how female ducks use their vaginas in order to control which males actually sire their ducklings, well, wonder no more. Do not worry, this will not be left up to your imagination either. You can now strap on your VR rig and go right in the ol' duck cooter and see exactly how the entire process works. You can grab the VR app for Andriod devices right here. Even though this is a duck news story, I can't help but feel there is a beaver joke somewhere, but I am getting muffin.

    Check out the video, or not.

    Now we are officially inside the duck vagina. The first thing you will notice is that there is a large pouch in front of you.
     
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  2. UrielDagda

    UrielDagda 2[H]4U

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    Yeah, I think I'll skip that, thank you.
     
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  4. DeathFromBelow

    DeathFromBelow [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Finally, a killer app for VR!

    I think I'll duck out now.
     
  5. oldmanbal

    oldmanbal [H]ard|Gawd

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    I hide all my moneys in the ol' duck wallet.
     
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    EODetroit [H]ard|Gawd

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    And the [H] just jumped the shark. It was a good, long run, well done, overall.
     
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    KazeoHin [H]ardness Supreme

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  9. Kyle_Bennett

    Kyle_Bennett El Chingón Staff Member

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    If you stretch out that duck dick we could all jump over it together.
     
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  10. Aireoth

    Aireoth [H]ard|Gawd

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    Found the hater.
     
  11. HeadRusch

    HeadRusch Gawd

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    And just like that, life surprised me again...after so long....thank you life, for this gift of wtf?.....
     
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  12. The Mad Atheist

    The Mad Atheist Limp Gawd

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    Greaaat, heard about this a couple of years ago on my NPR channel....
    Oh hey, it's the Aflac duck!
     
  13. clockdogg

    clockdogg Gawd

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    Thanks, Kyle. Helps answer the old riddle: If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and f**** like a duck, is it so ducking weird?
     
  14. Kyle_Bennett

    Kyle_Bennett El Chingón Staff Member

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    I am fairly sure there are already some VR apps out there that let you stick your head in a vagina, but this was the first free one I have come across.
     
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  15. Twisted Kidney

    Twisted Kidney 2[H]4U

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    I'm glad my penis didn't fall off after mating season.
     
  16. The Mad Atheist

    The Mad Atheist Limp Gawd

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    All thanks to the advent of the dildo-cam.
     
  17. Nebell

    Nebell [H]ard|Gawd

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    I expected a big "enter" button on the duck's ass. I wasn't disappointed.
     
  18. bigdogchris

    bigdogchris Wii was a Novelty

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    Another thing scratched off my bucket list.
     
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  20. STEvil

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    So..... am i supposed to say this quacked me up or that im now up the quack?
     
  21. Archaea

    Archaea [H]ardForum Junkie

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    VR

    There's something for everyone.
     
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    Yeah I knew all that and still, ewww
     
  25. Ultima99

    Ultima99 [H]ardness Supreme

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    This post brought to you by science!
     
  26. iamjanco

    iamjanco Limp Gawd

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    Stooping to new lows, Kyle? I mean, you have to get pretty close to the floor for that one, ;)
    Anyway, did you know ducks can sense stds in other ducks? And in quasi associated news elsewhere:

     
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  28. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

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    So at first I clicked the video... because eh.... I'm asking for punishment, then I see the words on the screen "Experience a duck's vagina" and that's it, I'm out.
     
  29. Derfman

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    Of tissues?

    I kid, I kid.
     
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  30. pek

    pek prairie dog

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    Well, that was something I didn't need to know.

    Or didn't know I needed to know. Jury is still out.

    But, not watching that again. Today.
     
  31. JosiahBradley

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    Why didn't you mention this earlier so I could preorder!? Free? I want the premium experience. I don't want duck ads now.
     
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    Now i have this song stuck in my head.
     
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  33. [21CW]killerofall

    [21CW]killerofall Aliens...

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    So is the more or less mainstream than fisting?
     
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  34. STEvil

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    Bets on how long until someone makes a magic school bus mod for it?
     
  35. Kyle_Bennett

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    I learned more from this thread than most. I am just waiting for the whole #ducktoo movement now after we have learned that ducks are a bunch of rapist with huge cocks.
     
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  36. AceGoober

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    Probably would have been better if you left that thought in your head. Sounded like you enjoy getting off to VR duck vaginas... :eek: :cautious:

    :ROFLMAO:

     
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  37. iamjanco

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    "Crack, crack," uh, I mean "quack, quack." :cool:
     
  38. TheOne&OnlyZeke

    TheOne&OnlyZeke 100% Irish

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    Ah yes. WHen I woke up this morning I thought "I must have breakfast and then check out the latest in duck vagina monthly, low and behold...now I can get right in there without having to catch a duck. sweet"
     
  39. lostin3d

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    Man, wasn't going to let myself click on this one. A seriously WTF thing but hey, that's one of the reasons I love [H]. They cover all sorts of hard-ware.

    Can only imagine some HS biology class using this somewhere.
     
  40. zkostik

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    They are probably in Japanese. Anyhow, we will take your word for it, Kyle! ;)
     
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