Virtual Reality Is The Future Of Porn

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  1. HardOCP News

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    It looks like what they say about porn being the first to adopt new technologies is still true. :cool:

     
  2. Technikal

    Technikal Gawd

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    VR and Porn that might sell millions right there. Forget games. Brilliant lol
     
  3. CreepyUncleGoogle

    CreepyUncleGoogle [H]ardness Supreme

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    So when the person using it like throws up from wearing the Facebook VR screens, will the virtual porn simulation sense it and be grossed out or will it be all impressed that someone has the stamina to keep going?
     
  4. raz-0

    raz-0 [H]ardness Supreme

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    Well facebook is involved. Shouldn't the answer be obvious? Push ads for vomit porn.
     
  5. MrCaffeineX

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    Depends on the type of pr0n you're into I suppose. Some people pay good money to watch people vomit on each other. Talk about immersion...
     
  6. Krenum

    Krenum [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Its really the only reason why anyone is buying a Rift. Admit it.
     
  7. Ducman69

    Ducman69 [H]ardForum Junkie

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    I still prefer the drive-through legal brothels they have in Europe! Helps the unemployment rate too.... its important to be altruistic like that. :D
     
  8. amddragonpc

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    If I ever see any of my friends using this rig, I'm going to dump a pail of warm milk on their heads, at the perfect time. LOL.
     
  9. Ducman69

    Ducman69 [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Even better, warm plain yogurt, then duck and their minds will be blown. Did I do that?
     
  10. phawkins633

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    This is news? New ways for you to masturbate? Almost like you're really getting laid? They are also the assholes who invented the pop up advertisement, so yeah...It's also interesting on a side note that it is estimated that the Japanese race will be extinct in less than 1000 years, partly because they aren't having sex with each other, but with dolls and cyber pussy...
     
  11. xX_Jack_Carver_Xx

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    I have yet to see even a "Penis Cam" giving you a Penis Eye view, and they are ready to jump all the way to full Virtual Reality? :cool:

    WTF!?!? :eek:
     
  12. Megalith

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    There's going to be way too much DLC.
     
  13. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

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    This is why any future invention of a STTNG style "Holodeck" would spell the end of the human race. We'd simply have sex with super hot (insert whatever you want here... figuratively and literally), and next thing you know the Sun turned into a red giant and Earth is uninhabitable.
     
  14. CreepyUncleGoogle

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    That's somehow even worse than I thought it could be. :(
     
  15. Youn

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    People will still want and be able to have children, they just might be less inclined to do it the dirty ol' fashion way.

    Anyone remember the Center of the World website? Eww, I just found an archive of it: http://archive.hi-res.net/center/

    Anyways, that was "big" in 2001, but it was easy to imagine that in a VR setting.
     
  16. w4ffles

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    This will worsen the already declining birth rates in Japan.
     
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  18. NoXiN

    NoXiN Limp Gawd

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    Wasn't this on an episode of Big Bang Theory...
     
  19. Ducman69

    Ducman69 [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Huh? I think you mean to say that this will help spread the positive influence Japan has had on tackling overpopulation.

    Japan is one of the most overpopulated islands on the planet, and the planet as a whole simply cannot sustain unlimited exponential population growth while maintaining a quality of life we are used to today.

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  20. BladeVenom

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    You evidently don't watch enough Japanese porn.
     
  21. mastaBlasta

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    Maybe pron consumption will never be good enough? We keep trying things to make it more and more immersive and "real", but maybe it will never be satisfying?

    Heck even in real life, most people consider 1-night stands, or brief sexual relationships to be very unfulfilling.

    I'm not saying i won't give this a try. I'm saying we're chasing something that will never yield any meaningful satisfaction.