Valari Gaming Pillow

That would be like saying Hard Forum is paying me to post. I just know this is a breakthrough product that should be on Shark Tank.
Is one of those social media trash guys like Linus or Asamongold promoted it they wouldn't be able to keep up. The pillow I'm waiting on is delayed till next month there is such a demand.
 
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sharknice said:
It's not too late. Just resell nursing pillows on Amazon but label them as gaming pillows and charge an extra $100.
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But you don't get it! These are different because they're designed to support the, uh, "generous" proportions of your average couch gamer. Also good color choices to hide those uncomfortable "stains".
 
Comixbooks said:
That would be like saying Hard Forum is paying me to post. I just know this is a breakthrough product that should be on Shark Tank.
Is one of those social media trash guys like Linus or Asamongold promoted it they wouldn't be able to keep up. The pillow I'm waiting on is delayed till next month there is such a demand.
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Yeah, I'm with Pepper here. Your statements are clearly ones of forced positivity. Delay and backordered doesn't always mean success either. The youtube video posted has 8k views and one comment of negativity.

This thing makes gaming 50% more enjoyable with a controller and I know i wont't have to foam roll my stiff back after gaming for 12 hours.
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12 hours, yikes.
 
Comixbooks said:
That would be like saying Hard Forum is paying me to post. I just know this is a breakthrough product that should be on Shark Tank.
Is one of those social media trash guys like Linus or Asamongold promoted it they wouldn't be able to keep up. The pillow I'm waiting on is delayed till next month there is such a demand.
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Imagine shilling for a maternity pillow company for free on a tech forum. Wow.
 
Just in my vacation which is 4 times a year. I hardly game I only game in weekends the last binge was with Darktide I racked up 40 hours.
 
Can you imagine going over to friend's house for some split screen and he's sitting there with a pillow over his crotch while yours is bare? Or you're taking turns playing and you have to pass the pillow along with the controller?

That would be extremely awkward. You better buy two so you both can have one. Maybe even more if you're going to be doing 4 player games.
 
If I host a gamer's slumber party and we each have a valeri pillow Does that mean that we can have a valeri pillow fight?
 
sharknice said:
If you ever a bring a girl over to your place you're going to need to hide that pillow along with your porn collection or you're going to get some uncomfortable questions.
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PS: You are supposed to not keep your porn collection in the first place my dude.
 
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peppergomez said:
I think women will just sense a disturbance in the female force as they come near his house and then instinctively recoil and not walk through the door
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It will cause less of a freak out than figures, collectables, posters, crazy multi rgb setups, walls of consoles, and all the other stuff associated with gaming.
 
I had a 10.00 off coupon form Valari the site so picked up a Rare Pillow my last two are legendary Pillows but someone said the Rare pillows are better so I'll see what it's like.
Picked up a Green one new color for the site. The thing is one of my pillows has less fill than the other one the one I just got is pretty firm both are good though.
These are the best thing ever because you can extend your gaming time with them. I used one play Forspoken last week made life easier. Don't get the Black one though it's pretty warm but you can flip it over.
 
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does your living room look like a ninja warrior foam pit except with pillows
 
GoldenTiger said:
Comixbooks, are you pregnant, or just fat?
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This pillow just fixes everyone's stupid zone. It's the leaning into the screen that just kinda happens without it.
I can't wait for my 3rd Pillow think it will be my last. I mean you can spend 69.00 on a game that isn't anything physical.
 
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This thread is the mother of all "I can has cheeseburger?" threads as far as [H] is concerned.
 
Everyone looks like a tub o lard wearing one of these. It's a no win win situation.
 
Need one of these pillows to have a microwave so that we can microwave our GPUs to fix overheating issues. Only then would it be [H]ard.
 
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