U.S. Finds Porn Not Secrets on Suspected Spy’s PC

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Remember the NASA scientist arrested for being a Chinese spy? Turns out the "secret, confidential or classified information" found on his NASA laptop was just porn and pirated movies. Around here that's what is known as "Kyle's workstation." ;)

Bo Jiang, who was indicted March 20 for allegedly making false statements to the U.S., was charged yesterday in a separate criminal information in federal court in Newport News, Virginia. Jiang unlawfully downloaded copyrighted movies and sexually explicit films onto his NASA laptop, according to the court filing. A plea hearing is set for tomorrow.
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He was spying on some boobies.

Ain't nothing un-American about that ;)
 
Haven't you watched TV before!!! They are hidden in the code! Zoom in close enough to see the 1's and 0's and inbetween you'll see spy words!
 
Bamboo said:
If those are the qualifications to be a spy, that would make me 007.
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I can only guess who's on your laptop.... Pussy Galore.

The false statements got him. Personally, the penalty is probably a lot less severe than having the pirated movies. :D Porn on a NASA computer? 'Merica. Like it's really an isolated thing......
 
I gotta update LinkedIN: "Chinese spy"- I have a lot of classified materials.
 
It's hidden in the porn. Watch it closely. And bring a date. Two heads are better than one :p
 
WHAT!!!! The Chinese are stealing our Porn and Pirated movies now. Is nothing sacred? :p
 
Pirated content? Isn't that WAY WAY WAY worse and infinitely more expensive than NASA secrets? Depending on the movies and songs, he might've caused certain companies bajilions of dollars.
 
Remember that there was a 'porn analysis officer' job listing or something in China...:D
 
soo enough about that NASA spy tell us more about this "Kyle's workstation." please

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Ok, jokes aside, am I the only one who thinks it's wrong for personal information not pertinent to the case to be released publicly like this?
 
Burticus said:
He stole our top secret girl on girl secrets!
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He had to penetrate our most devious defenses to do it also ... it was a stroke of genius really ... I heard he was going to do some rear guard action if he hadn't been caught ... luckily the government was abreast of the situation ... there, I think I have exhausted my double entendres :cool:
 
Send the MPAA after him, it will be 10x worse then anything the CIA, FBI and NSA could do to him :D
 
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