The Sony Nerd Shackle

[HardOCP News]

To be fair, this concept design we dubbed the "Sony Nerd Shackle" is a pretty neat idea. Unless it gets hacked and you can't take it off for a month. Thanks to Donovan for the link!

 

[synapsis]

For nerds into nerd bondage.

 

[Squall_Rinoa89]

Pretty neat... Sense Sony has been one of the electronics pioneer sense the walkman.. pretty neat.

 

[rat]

Oh yeah, I just love the likeliness of two flat glass like keyboard portions sliding out of another segment made out of glass that was previously curved.

 

[Deltief]

You spelled since wrong twice...pretty neat.

 

[cliche]

You spelled since wrong twice...pretty neat.

hehe

 

[dgingeri]

why does this remind me of a cartoon my nephew and nieces used to watch about a kid who could turn into aliens?

 

[Zerikin Loukbel]

Sexy.

 

[pothb]

That does look pretty cool, I admit.

 

[wintermute]

I'll take two.

 

[WBurchnall]

They should have made that grey 3d-dummy model wearing blue-spandex. It would compliment this perfectly. MEGAMAN! If only this nerd-shackle fired concentrated beams of slow moving plasma or light.

 

[Terminus]

Cool but not very practical, a cell phone size device with Pico projectors would be better IMO

 

[MrValentine]

With that built in projector, it would have what? 15-20 min of battery life at most?

 

[shawnmramsey]

That would make for a nice and nerdy wedding ring, to bad I already have my ball and chain. Maybe Ill upgrade.

 

[shawnmramsey]

Worst thing about it is if you have trouble with your registration key it will render your hand useless until you connect it to the net, with a new "vaild" key.

 

[nakedhand]

You spelled since wrong twice...pretty neat.

You should join the Grammar Nazis (social groups).


Good to see something new and original. However it´s a little too jewelry like for me personally.

This device could also be dubbed "the scratch collector". I hope it comes with an app for counting these on an hourly basis.

 

[Deltief]

You should join the Grammar Nazis (social groups).


Good to see something new and original. However it´s a little too jewelry like for me personally.

This device could also be dubbed "the scratch collector". I hope it comes with an app for counting these on an hourly basis.

I tried to join but was rejected due to spelling errors in my application. Nobudys perfekt.

 

[Trackr]

Concept = Not helpful

 

[Lycidas]

At first I thought this article was created/reposted just today or so, but then I realized the comments are from 50 weeks ago ( which is when the concept first came out and became popular ).

btw: This can be found all over 4chan in 'you want you lose' threads

 

[Arcygenical]

That thing will be very fashionable in 2050. Until then, though, Please Sony...

 

[Deltief]

I got one of these last week, I love it. People see me wearing it and we share a knowing glance. This has made my life better/easier. No more pulling out my cell phone to check the time, now I simply activate device, open option box, highlight settings, select date/time, then pick display time, and bam!, I'm a time reading SOB. While I admit it's cumbersome, has poor/abysmal battery life, and dangerous ( perspiration causes small electrical shocks) I can't get enough. Gaming is a breeze, simply take off device (can be somewhat to extremely difficult, best to have a strong dexterous friend help) plug in the power supply (sold separately) find the games in their respective subfolders (if you find the games send me a pm with detailed instructions on how to access them) and your playing. Anybody who doesn't have one if these is a capitol L loser. Btw I'm thinking about selling mine, all offers will be seriously considered.

 

[Exavior]

At first I thought this article was created/reposted just today or so, but then I realized the comments are from 50 weeks ago ( which is when the concept first came out and became popular ).

btw: This can be found all over 4chan in 'you want you lose' threads

You should have submitted this a year ago then.

 

[Bigbacon]

pipboy?

 

[SigEpBlue]

Wow, a whole new vector for stealing Sony customer data!