The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here

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  1. MajorDomo

    MajorDomo [H]ard as it Gets

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    Ah, the inscrutable Japanese and their never ending quest for the ultimate in the strange and the weird (and the downright creepy). We knew specific games centering around sexual themes would be forthcoming on the Oculus Rift (no pun intended) :D, but never thought it might this soon. Never fear, future pervs, it’s a surety that more VR sex games will be making their debut sooner than later. :eek:

     
  2. Ashbringer

    Ashbringer [H]ardness Supreme

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    I see nothing wrong with this.
     
  3. Cmdrmonkey

    Cmdrmonkey Gawd

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    I like grabbing boobs. I don't see the problem.
     
  4. Tak Ne

    Tak Ne [H]ard|Gawd

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    The 'news stories' seem to have a problem with the fact that the girl doesn't seem to enjoy it.

    I guess they feel VR women should be nympho sex objects. ::rolleyes::D:rolleyes:
     
  5. bucketlist

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    Really thing or nothing at all for me, but I will take a few dozen of those anime boob mouse pads along with hundred anime body pillows. :D
     
  6. Reimu

    Reimu [H]ard|Gawd

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    You didn't know that VR women would treat the NEET as piece of shit maggots? That's how the NEETs like'em...
     
  7. Hornet

    Hornet [H]ardness Supreme

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    Nothing sad about this. Video games have always been used allow things we cannot do in real life, from being a super soldier to driving a Ferrari. I guess this would allow people to have sexual relations with those superficial anime characters that doesn't exist in real life :p
     
  8. SGA76

    SGA76 [H]ard|Gawd

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    I wonder how much outrage we'll get from the same people when they find out there's a minigame in GTA V where you try and feel up strippers without getting thrown out of the club?
     
  9. jfreund

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    So, it seems more "creepy" to use a controller that simulates shooting a gun in a game that involves shooting things, than it is to simulate groping a woman's breasts while she complains about it. Stay classy, gizmodo.
     
  10. Ashbringer

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    Next up VR simulation of Fabio Lanzoni. No guy complains.
     
  11. Fun

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    I thought this is why the Oculus Rift was invented in the first place.
     
  12. MrAgmoore

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  13. Elf_Boy

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    I'm happy you all can all grab all the boobies you want. When do we get something for those of us with, shall we say, alternative tastes?

    Given the Japanese/anime themes they will have to add a magnification of a few orders of magnitude to be able to see much less grab what I want though.
     
  14. Gorankar

    Gorankar [H]ardForum Junkie

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    A feel up game. Nice. It's your spare time, grab pixel boobs or blast pixel bad guys. This is 'murica, or well, this is Japan. :)
     
  15. FrEaKy

    FrEaKy [H] Movie and TV Show Review Guy

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    From the same country that brought us Rapelay

    Yeah, knew it was coming.
     
  16. RAmable

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    It's just an attention grope err grab.
     
  17. SGA76

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    If it was Japan, they'd throw in a Hello Kitty tentacle rape machine too.
     
  18. Nenu

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    lol,
    I wonder how much a faster gfx card helps.
     
  19. Bigbacon

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    you the japanese are going to make the greatest games for this thing.
     
  20. Jay_2

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    never really wanted one before, but now.....
     
  21. Ducman69

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    Lots of people deserve to be shot, but not too many 13 year olds really deserve to be raped by a lonely Japanese boy. :p

    Not that I really care that much either way, as you can rape pixels all day for all I care, but from a moral standpoint shooting terrorists or invading aliens is certainly superior to raping Japanese schoolgirls.
     
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  23. Ocean

    Ocean [H]ardness Supreme

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    For fucks sake japan,

    Just add a fleshlight or vibrator with servos, enable teledildonic functionality, and call it a day.

    This half assed shit is weird.
     
  24. Megalith

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    Japanese porn is horrible.
     
  25. Matthew Kane

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    +1

    Did you know they life like Sex dolls that are almost indistinguishable from normal girls on first look?

    I didn't know....till recent.
     
  26. Reimu

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    What makes you think that people haven't already gotten an onahole with it? They've done that with Hatsune Miku...
     
  27. Gorankar

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDG1GWveq-0

    Oh, the future is here, and it is a bit creepy.
     
  28. MrAgmoore

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  32. Stardusted

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    I sense a new Sarkeesian video on the way. Oh internet...
     
  33. Ashbringer

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    Bigger breasts?
     
  34. Comixbooks

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    This is very wrong I see people getting off on their cellphone listening to Techno Porn think 2 live Cru but 10 times worse in the Walmart bathroom.
     
  35. CreepyUncleGoogle

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    I agree totally...(weird creepy infatuations with a person that isn't real aside)...because a holographic star is never gonna do drugs, get teen prego, or go all Paul Newman and pretend to be the movie character he isn't in real life then die in a fire when his loser friend crashes into a pole after endangering a bunch of bystanders. There's like zero celeb drama to worry about.
     
  36. Ducman69

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    Either would a milk carton. Why not throw a glowstick inside one and worship it as a superstar?
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    "EEEE! Its milky-sama! Her skin is so fair and flawless, and eyes so big and full of life!"
    *fapfapfap*
     
  37. CreepyUncleGoogle

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    Well, you certainly don't need to get approval from your favourite forum troll for that. :D I say if that's what you want and you're doing it in your home by yourself, go for it...but you don't have to share it with anyone else, m'kay?
     
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  39. Reimu

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    10/10 would cuddle.
     
  40. boomboy2k1

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    Is running over innocents in GTA V also morally superior from your moral standpoint?