The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here

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Ah, the inscrutable Japanese and their never ending quest for the ultimate in the strange and the weird (and the downright creepy). We knew specific games centering around sexual themes would be forthcoming on the Oculus Rift (no pun intended) :D, but never thought it might this soon. Never fear, future pervs, it’s a surety that more VR sex games will be making their debut sooner than later. :eek:

To be honest, I think it's less messed up to grab a pair of artificial bazongas than it is to practice shooting virtual guns. But don't get me wrong. This is creepy.
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The 'news stories' seem to have a problem with the fact that the girl doesn't seem to enjoy it.

I guess they feel VR women should be nympho sex objects. ::rolleyes::D:rolleyes:
 
Really thing or nothing at all for me, but I will take a few dozen of those anime boob mouse pads along with hundred anime body pillows. :D
 
Tak Ne said:
The 'news stories' seem to have a problem with the fact that the girl doesn't seem to enjoy it.

I guess they feel VR women should be nympho sex objects. ::rolleyes::D:rolleyes:
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You didn't know that VR women would treat the NEET as piece of shit maggots? That's how the NEETs like'em...
 
Nothing sad about this. Video games have always been used allow things we cannot do in real life, from being a super soldier to driving a Ferrari. I guess this would allow people to have sexual relations with those superficial anime characters that doesn't exist in real life :p
 
I wonder how much outrage we'll get from the same people when they find out there's a minigame in GTA V where you try and feel up strippers without getting thrown out of the club?
 
So, it seems more "creepy" to use a controller that simulates shooting a gun in a game that involves shooting things, than it is to simulate groping a woman's breasts while she complains about it. Stay classy, gizmodo.
 
jfreund said:
So, it seems more "creepy" to use a controller that simulates shooting a gun in a game that involves shooting things, than it is to simulate groping a woman's breasts while she complains about it. Stay classy, gizmodo.
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Next up VR simulation of Fabio Lanzoni. No guy complains.
 
I thought this is why the Oculus Rift was invented in the first place.
 
I'm happy you all can all grab all the boobies you want. When do we get something for those of us with, shall we say, alternative tastes?

Given the Japanese/anime themes they will have to add a magnification of a few orders of magnitude to be able to see much less grab what I want though.
 
A feel up game. Nice. It's your spare time, grab pixel boobs or blast pixel bad guys. This is 'murica, or well, this is Japan. :)
 
From the same country that brought us Rapelay

Yeah, knew it was coming.
 
GORANKAR said:
A feel up game. Nice. It's your spare time, grab pixel boobs or blast pixel bad guys. This is 'murica, or well, this is Japan. :)
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If it was Japan, they'd throw in a Hello Kitty tentacle rape machine too.
 
jfreund said:
So, it seems more "creepy" to use a controller that simulates shooting a gun in a game that involves shooting things, than it is to simulate groping a woman's breasts while she complains about it. Stay classy, gizmodo.
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Lots of people deserve to be shot, but not too many 13 year olds really deserve to be raped by a lonely Japanese boy. :p

Not that I really care that much either way, as you can rape pixels all day for all I care, but from a moral standpoint shooting terrorists or invading aliens is certainly superior to raping Japanese schoolgirls.
 
the future...

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For fucks sake japan,

Just add a fleshlight or vibrator with servos, enable teledildonic functionality, and call it a day.

This half assed shit is weird.
 
FrEaKy said:
From the same country that brought us Rapelay

Yeah, knew it was coming.
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+1

Did you know they life like Sex dolls that are almost indistinguishable from normal girls on first look?

I didn't know....till recent.
 
Ocean said:
For fucks sake japan,

Just add a fleshlight or vibrator with servos, enable teledildonic functionality, and call it a day.

This half assed shit is weird.
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What makes you think that people haven't already gotten an onahole with it? They've done that with Hatsune Miku...
 
This is very wrong I see people getting off on their cellphone listening to Techno Porn think 2 live Cru but 10 times worse in the Walmart bathroom.
 
Reimu said:
But Miku's better than a whole lot of idols, I am kind of serious.
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I agree totally...(weird creepy infatuations with a person that isn't real aside)...because a holographic star is never gonna do drugs, get teen prego, or go all Paul Newman and pretend to be the movie character he isn't in real life then die in a fire when his loser friend crashes into a pole after endangering a bunch of bystanders. There's like zero celeb drama to worry about.
 
CreepyUncleGoogle said:
I agree totally...(weird creepy infatuations with a person that isn't real aside)...because a holographic star is never gonna do drugs, get teen prego, or go all Paul Newman and pretend to be the movie character he isn't in real life then die in a fire when his loser friend crashes into a pole after endangering a bunch of bystanders. There's like zero celeb drama to worry about.
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Either would a milk carton. Why not throw a glowstick inside one and worship it as a superstar?
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"EEEE! Its milky-sama! Her skin is so fair and flawless, and eyes so big and full of life!"
*fapfapfap*
 
Ducman69 said:
Either would a milk carton. Why not throw a glowstick inside one and worship it as a superstar?
http://media.mahalo.com/upload/d/df/1b3473b14d813ab898108ffebadd964b_20120111.JPEG?1326305150074
"EEEE! Its milky-sama! Her skin is so fair and flawless, and eyes so big and full of life!"
*fapfapfap*
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Well, you certainly don't need to get approval from your favourite forum troll for that. :D I say if that's what you want and you're doing it in your home by yourself, go for it...but you don't have to share it with anyone else, m'kay?
 
Ducman69 said:
Either would a milk carton. Why not throw a glowstick inside one and worship it as a superstar?
1b3473b14d813ab898108ffebadd964b_20120111.JPEG

"EEEE! Its milky-sama! Her skin is so fair and flawless, and eyes so big and full of life!"
*fapfapfap*
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10/10 would cuddle.
 
Ducman69 said:
Lots of people deserve to be shot, but not too many 13 year olds really deserve to be raped by a lonely Japanese boy. :p

Not that I really care that much either way, as you can rape pixels all day for all I care, but from a moral standpoint shooting terrorists or invading aliens is certainly superior to raping Japanese schoolgirls.
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Is running over innocents in GTA V also morally superior from your moral standpoint?
 
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