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Dark Souls 2" is getting a surprise re-release as "Dark Souls 2: Ultimate Challenge Edition". If you thought the game was hard before, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. It’s so hard the disc itself is made of razor sharp knives, making it hard to even put in your XBOX. Oh boy, what hard game, because if a game is hard, it has to be good, right? This game is so hard that every time you level up, you have to write a thousand word essay on how hard it is. What a tough, and therefore, great game. Why, it’s so hard, the game puts the faces of the players families on every enemy, so progressing in the game means killing your parents, over and over again. But I mean, that’s why people like this game, right? Because it’s hard? Oh man, this game is so hard. It’s just not good.