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Rav3n

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Welcome to Game Obliterator! We review games and bring you the latest in video game coverage. This is a real website and in no way thrown together in a handful of days as some sort of practical joke. That'd be absurd. We are the greatest game site of all time.

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M76

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Lame, I thought there will be at least some good negative reviews but nothing, what a disappointment.
 

TwistedAegis

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Dark Souls 2" is getting a surprise re-release as "Dark Souls 2: Ultimate Challenge Edition". If you thought the game was hard before, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. It’s so hard the disc itself is made of razor sharp knives, making it hard to even put in your XBOX. Oh boy, what hard game, because if a game is hard, it has to be good, right? This game is so hard that every time you level up, you have to write a thousand word essay on how hard it is. What a tough, and therefore, great game. Why, it’s so hard, the game puts the faces of the players families on every enemy, so progressing in the game means killing your parents, over and over again. But I mean, that’s why people like this game, right? Because it’s hard? Oh man, this game is so hard. It’s just not good.

Rofl...so far so good.
 

acairman

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CD Projekt Red delivers again with "The Witcher 4: It's Just Sex Scenes Now". The controls are simple: every time you press B, Geralt has sex with a hot elf, princess, centaur, or manticore. It’s not out ‘till next year, but it’s somehow already sold over 600 million copies. Could a sequel be far behind? No, it’s not: stay tuned for "The Witcher 5" the first ever game to come with lube.
 

jojo69

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yeah, clicked over to this from the star citizen thread yesterday

outstanding on so many levels
 
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