Sounds like R-Type has a story to tell us.
Kendrak, who needs a straw.....im sure the group of us in IRC could help you find a way to drink the delicious mojo ...
With no straw how are you going to get to the stuff that spilled and went under the fridge and stove? Not to mention all the knooks and crannies.
(I just threw up a bit in the back of my mouth)