The E Rope Charges Your Devices

aKrippler

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Wow I didnt realize it was a jump rope lol the front page image looks like a power-tampon.
 

NKDietrich

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ROFL. Tampon applicator is the first thing that came to mind. That really is an unfortunate design.
 

T4rd

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Lol, same here. They need to make an all-black one or something with hard edges so you don't look (as much) like a fag when you use it.
 

T4rd

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Or just say their head hurts too much to generate any energy tonight. :p

Hah. I never understood (or personally heard so far :D) that excuse. My wife always wants to do it when her head hurts because it always feels better afterwords :cool:.
 

Flexion

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Hah. I never understood (or personally heard so far :D) that excuse. My wife always wants to do it when her head hurts because it always feels better afterwords :cool:.

You are a very lucky man, that IS the way. What a novel idea huh? Sex as a stress reliever, rather than being a burden? That's the way it should be. However, this gets so skewed, when we as men put the "punani" on a pedestal for tooo long. Lols. Unfortunately women, turn this into a bargaining tool or a means to gain leverage.

For those on the other side of the fence, this is just a lame excuse from the ladies, work out, sex them up and don't take no for an answer! Be the sexy mofo that says NO to them! hahaha...

:D
 

Methadras

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I'd call this the eRape. First for spending any money to buy it, second because that's what you will feel like after you've bought it. Thank you.
 

Flexion

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I'd call this the eRape. First for spending any money to buy it, second because that's what you will feel like after you've bought it. Thank you.

Word Bro... Just Word...

How much goddamn electricity can this POS make? I mean, shit, unless the nanorope (yeah right) has teeny "nano" generators, I can't see this thing even powering an ipod shuffle unless you do 300 jumps or so. C'mon you other engineer's out there. Let's debunk this piece of crap.

Still the design does make for a rather interesting toy for some "sexy time" with the honeys... Lols. 2 Vibrators and rope? Shit add in a set of hand cuffs and you got yourself a party!

:D

(Steve good job with the hormone rage inducing news topics. Keeps things interesting around here. Lols.)
 

forsythe

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I'd have to say that it would probably be more popular with men when USED by women. :D
 

Fendrix

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The idea itself isn't horrible... You could tell your kids they're not allowed to play Gameboy until they charge up the batteries, which would encourage them to exercise.

But yeah, it definitely looks like some weird DP toy endorsed by a porn star. >_<
 

tazeat

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Fully charge in 20 minutes!????!?!?!?

Doesn't it take like 6 hours for a regular wall charger to charge a AA?

The fuck?
 
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