chaikovski2002
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I find it funny so many people are griping on how "stupid" an imaginary super sword is.
And you like the imaginary supersword with dildo attachments?
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I find it funny so many people are griping on how "stupid" an imaginary super sword is.
That makes the most sense out of anything I've read so far, especially since this one gives the impression its even longer in length than other's we've seen and the "handguard" look more like blow torches than mini-sabers. Story wise, the Sith also had a flare for dramatically designed lightsabers. Darth Malgus, Darth Bane, Darth Nihl, and several other's all had dramatic styles. This lightsaber is typical "draw attention to the bad guy type" just like that moment when Darth Maul turned his into a double lightsaber. Being longer and looking like a claymore, I am expecting this Sith to be more of a brute like Darth Malgus than a ninja (Darth Maul).Teaser was great.
The lightsaber is easily explained. First, it is obviously designed foremost to 'look cool', be aesthetically interesting, and make that obvious comparison to a claymore. In the fiction of the story though, the 'hand-guard' could simply be vented energy from an overpowered but crudely constructed saber. It's not a hand-guard at all.
Whiners are going to whine. I hope you protest by not seeing the new ones at all. Also, that includes the ones who thinks it's ok to torrent a bunch of linux distros.
And you like the imaginary supersword with dildo attachments?
Lightsaber design fail. Looks ridiculous IMO.
The post you quoted explained it. Didn't you read it?Yes they are clones of Jango Fett! Problem is that Disneys version of them has to be multicultural! Just wait until selena gomez and the jonas bros will be part of the cast too!
^^ This. They dont slide.
They do.
http://youtu.be/BvnwLLXHabg?t=1m6s
Go to 1:08 (if the video doesn't start near there).
Exactly why a crossguard of some type would be logical to have.
The issue is if a lightsaber slid down to that cross-guard, it'd just cut through it.
have sound in space, different Universe.
different rules
didnt read the manual?
Ok, who sat-up straight when the music and Millenium Falcon hit at the same time? Nothing gets your blood pumping like the sound of TIE fighters firing.
Of course, it begs the question- what was the Millenium Falcon running from, because it sure wasn't the measly 3 TIE fighters.
one of the best things about this new sequel is that they are returning to more practical effects versus tons of computer-generated (CGI) ones...the original trilogy started out that way and is one of the reasons most people consider them to be so superior
Hearing nerds talk about this shit is fuckin' unbearable. What's that you say? The new lightsaber hilt makes sense because it's an ancient version? Oh, there's a material that lightsabers can't cut through?
WHO GIVES A FUCK.
The new Star Wars film actually looks nothing like a Star Wars film. The direction and cinematography is just too far too modern.
Hearing nerds talk about this shit is fuckin' unbearable. What's that you say? The new lightsaber hilt makes sense because it's an ancient version? Oh, there's a material that lightsabers can't cut through?
WHO GIVES A FUCK.
The new Star Wars film actually looks nothing like a Star Wars film. The direction and cinematography is just too far too modern.
Yes they are clones of Jango Fett! Problem is that Disneys version of them has to be multicultural! Just wait until selena gomez and the jonas bros will be part of the cast too!
I thought it looked cool...which is their main goal I'm sure.
I mentioned something about how whining over make believe swords is funny, and got told I like dildos. Be ready for dildos.
The cross-guard may not be a cross-guard. It could serve another purpose.
Just because there is a black man in storm trooper armor doesn't make him one.