"I work at Foxconn and I hate it here. I want to kill myself"
Siri: "Get back to work."
hahahaha! laugh of the day!
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"I work at Foxconn and I hate it here. I want to kill myself"
Siri: "Get back to work."
Because if you were really going to do it you would not be telling your phone.
They'll just drown themselves in the mainstream, it'd be all the same to them.Well we can't have all the hipsters killing themselves all at once can we?
"I work at Foxconn and I hate it here. I want to kill myself"
Siri: "Get back to work."
"I work at Foxconn and I hate it here. I want to kill myself"
Siri: "Get back to work."
Hmmm ... never thought of this. If you say anything pertaining to suicide, murder, etc. into your smartphone, your phone number and personal identifying information about you is probably going into some database ... (Hmmmm)
I mean, this wouldn't be hard to do. I do alot of automation at work. Certain words get flagged, dump the phones PII info into a database and BOOM, you're on the no-fly list. No human intervention needed.
The next time you say something like "ugh, this f*&#ing iPhone makes me want to kill myself" Siri might just spring into action. Another magical feature from the folks at Apple.