'Sex Chip' Being Developed by Scientists

[mustang_steve]

So, does the degin of this chip follow the original P4, and go for length of pipes, or go for the K7 athlon design, where it's all about bandwidth?

I'm pretty sure there needs to be a blend of both ideals, or there will be some VERY unhappy women out there.

 

[SamuraiInBlack]

ummm okay but how is this going to solve the economies problems.??

Keep everyone too horny to care about it.

 

[RyanLucier]

Makes you wonder if woman having this chip installed simply needed more RAM...

;P

 

[Blown 89]

They did something similar with lab rats and gave them the ability to stimulate it...they ended up overstimulating and killing themselves. Haha, sign me up for two!!

 

[Markistehnamezor]

They should use this as punishment for prisoners in maximum security.

 

[UnlimitedMP]

I'm assuming this chip is for women only. The chaos there would be with men versions.

 

[mustang_steve]

They should use this as punishment for prisoners in maximum security.

That would be the simulation chip for the game "Super Duper Salad Tosser -- The Extra Cruton Edition".

 

[AuDioFreaK39]

Blame [H] reader jmarin for the link…and for suggesting the “sex chip” might be overclockable.


ROFLMAO!

That just made my Christmas.

 

[w1retap]

 

[jvz555]

The other way to go is sex.

 

[Vaelin]

This could be the beginning of the end of humanity!

Next they'll be laughing at me because I don't know how to use the three shells... and Taco Bell will be the only restaurant.

 

[Zellio2009]

This could be the beginning of the end of humanity!

Next they'll be laughing at me because I don't know how to use the three shells... and Taco Bell will be the only restaurant.

Don't ruin a good topic by quoting bad Sly Stallone flicks.

 

[Markistehnamezor]

If they put this in me, they need to create something that will hold gallons upon gallons of semen.

 

[os008]

So, does the degin of this chip follow the original P4, and go for length of pipes, or go for the K7 athlon design, where it's all about bandwidth?

I'm pretty sure there needs to be a blend of both ideals, or there will be some VERY unhappy women out there.

Bandwidth is measured in TPS (Thrusts per second)

If they put this in me, they need to create something that will hold gallons upon gallons of semen.

It's just a gland like the one in the mouth isn't it? Hence you can produce a lot of it. I wouldn't say the same thing about sperms, you can't over produce them, but it doesn't matter, they don't count in sexual pleasure ... i think .

A problem: wife can't hold it, logs on her favourite pr0n web-site, BAM ... a trojan jumps on the chip ...

 

[Kristofff]

RFID chips and pleasure chips. Talk about some tracked and controlled populace.

 

[matrix563]

there's a virus in my sex chip cap't